Song Parodies -> If You Were My Olive Oyl
| Original Song Title: | "Invisible" |
| Original Performer: | Clay Aiken |
| Parody Song Title: | "If You Were My Olive Oyl" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
What'cha doing tonight?
I'm just hanging out
Here smoking my pipe
Are you really alone?
Is Bluto around?
Why can't they draw you into my life?
What would it take to make you see that I'm your guy?
(Chorus 1:)
If you were my Olive Oyl
Then I could just be your sailor man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You'd be my goil tonight
And yes I would fight for you
And I would eat spinach from a can
I would be the strongest man
If you were my Olive Oyl
Wait—I yam what I yam
Saw your face in the crowd
Through my one good eye
Your pickle-shaped nose
Your big size 14 feet
You're flat as a board
Wish I could see
Beneath that black dress (oh, baby)
Wish I could hold you
With my huge inverted arms
(Repeat chorus 1)
You'd be my goil tonight
(My Olive Oyl)
You'd be my goil tonight
(Bridge:)
You're fickle
Why don't you just choose me
Even when I scream out
That one day you may lose me
That's all that I can stands
Cuz I just can't stands no more
(Chorus 2:)
If you were my Olive Oyl
Then I could just be your sailor man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You would be my goil tonight
And yes I would fight for you
And I would eat spinach from a can
I would be the strongest man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You'd be my goil
(If you were my Olive Oyl)
You'd be my goil
(If you were my Olive Oyl)
I'm just hanging out
Here smoking my pipe
Are you really alone?
Is Bluto around?
Why can't they draw you into my life?
What would it take to make you see that I'm your guy?
(Chorus 1:)
If you were my Olive Oyl
Then I could just be your sailor man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You'd be my goil tonight
And yes I would fight for you
And I would eat spinach from a can
I would be the strongest man
If you were my Olive Oyl
Wait—I yam what I yam
Saw your face in the crowd
Through my one good eye
Your pickle-shaped nose
Your big size 14 feet
You're flat as a board
Wish I could see
Beneath that black dress (oh, baby)
Wish I could hold you
With my huge inverted arms
(Repeat chorus 1)
You'd be my goil tonight
(My Olive Oyl)
You'd be my goil tonight
(Bridge:)
You're fickle
Why don't you just choose me
Even when I scream out
That one day you may lose me
That's all that I can stands
Cuz I just can't stands no more
(Chorus 2:)
If you were my Olive Oyl
Then I could just be your sailor man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You would be my goil tonight
And yes I would fight for you
And I would eat spinach from a can
I would be the strongest man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You'd be my goil
(If you were my Olive Oyl)
You'd be my goil
(If you were my Olive Oyl)
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this was pretty good... it deserves more votes than the one i just gave it... but this is the reward we get here for making parodies of actual current hit songs. Which is still no reason not to write what you want to write - something like this is a lot more likely to be appreciated outside of amiright then a lot of the songs that quickly rack up double digit votes here.
Thanks Ethan, I appreciate that.
I read it just now, its hilarious 555!
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