Fun Music Information -> Clay Aiken

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Clay Aikan

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I'm A Stalker""Invisible"Idiot101
"If I Was The Principal""Invisible"Tiger No. 27
"The Day""The Way"Andrew Darwitan
"The Ray""The Way"Andrew Darwitan
"Invincible""Invisible"Andrew Darwitan

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Invisible,"Even if he was...Tejayes

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"What's The Name of The Game?""Solitaire," Clay AikenRaphael

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"On The Wigs Of Love" originally "On The Wings Of Love"
Bridget Andrews

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Invisible""Unlistenable"TedSeay
"Invisible""Invincible (videogame cheater theme song)"Joseph Fernandez
"I Survived You""My Hard Drive Blew"Tasapio
"Invisible""invincible"Rae
"I Will Carry You""I Will Tie Your Shoe"Tasapio
"I Will Carry You""I Will Marry You"Major B
"Invisible""Chucky's Theme Song"Duane Barry
"Hold Me""Poll Me"John A. Barry
"Invisible""Really Bad Trust Issues"Major B
"No More Sad Songs""No More Pink Thongs"Major B

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I Will Carry YouLord of the Rings: Return of the King DVDla chica con la flauta
SolitairePlaying CardsKim Graz
The WayAutomobile Navigation SystemWebster7
InvisibleScotch TapeEd

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
InvisibleStalker HotlineLucy
InvisibleStalker Victims' Hotlineroachc420
I Survived YouFuneral HomeKerianne
Measure Of A ManErectile Dysfunction ClinicKerianne

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Will Survive
   Gloria Gaynor
I Survived You
   Clay Aiken
I Will Survive You
Da Phoenix

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Jars of Clay Aiken
Jars of Clay combined with Clay Aiken
His voice, maybe?
Submitted By: hybrid

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Survived You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wrote me off like Iowans do.
Original Lyrics:
You wrote me off like I was doomed.
"If I Were Invisible"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were invincible
Original Lyrics:
If I were invisible
"Solitaire"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a man
Who lost his love
Through his vas deferens.
Original Lyrics:
Tthere was a man
Who lost his love
Through his indifference.
"The Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that you moon me.
Original Lyrics:
The way that you move me.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Invisible"
Misheard Lyrics:
If pots were unbreakable
Original Lyrics:
If hearts were unbreakable

Story about this misheard lyric by: Chellovsky

This song is really funny and i have no idea why my brother downloaded it - for a laugh, perhaps? :-) We both thought he sang, 'If pots were unbreakable'. We both said, 'Who writes this crap about stalkers and crockery?'

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Invisible"
The Funny Lyrics:
If i was invisible, and i could just watch you in your room, if i was unbreakable, I'd make you mine tonight.
Why They're Funny:
Soooo...you're saying if you were invisible, you would stalk me and then rape me?Pervert.
Submitted by: Anna
"Invisble"
The Funny Lyrics:
If i was invisible, and i could just watch you in your room,
if i was unbreakable, I'd make you mine tonight.
Why They're Funny:
He's making himself out to be a stalker... would you want clay Aiken in your room watching you and you couldn't see him?
Submitted by: brittanymalitany
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Invisible"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
If I was invisible
Why They're Repetitive:
Well, you're not invisible. Ever since you got a record deal from being the runner up on American Idol 2.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"When You Say You Love Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
They say if you wanna make God laugh
Then all you gotta do is tell Him your plans
Why They're Misrhymed:
this is a Human Nature song! written by Darren Hayes! in reply to whoever said he needs better songwriters, Darren Hayes wrote it, and gave it to Human Nature, alot of Darren Hayes songs dont rhyme, they dont need to
Submitted by: Chodes
"Touch"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Blue, is the ocean in your eyes
Blue as cool September skies, as a lonely waterfall
Red, is the fire in your heart
For the passion and love that we make
As the sunset is fading away
Why They're Misrhymed:
Yyeeaa.....eyes, waterfall, heart, and away soooo rhyme! Didnt you know that!? Thats insane...he is awesome as he11, but dude...hahahhaahahahaha
Submitted by: ~~n*e*v*e*l*s~~
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Invisible"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I could just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait..I already am)
Why They're Inappropriate:
Ok if you read this it says if I was invisible I would just watch you in your room and then later he says Wait I already am. So does that mean that there are currently invisible Clay Aiken's watching you in your room?
Submitted by: Jess
"Invisible"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
If I was invisible, I would just watch you in your room! If I could be a fly on your wall!
Why They're Inappropriate:
He wants to stalk you!
Submitted by: Diana
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Invisible"
The Lyrics:
If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
Why:
Well, if a guy (or girl for that matter) sings THIS to you, that's the part where you run, don't walk, away...
Submitted by: Wormy
 

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Invisible"
The Lyrics:
If I was invisible
Why:
I adore Clay, but the grammar error is pretty annoying. "were" would be the proper term.
Submitted by: Kayla
 
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Measure of a Man at Amazon.com
 
 
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