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Song Parodies -> "I Will Tie Your Shoe"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Carry You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Clay Aiken

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Tie Your Shoe"

Parody Written by:

Tasapio

The Lyrics

I Will Tie Your Shoe

Yeah your knot it loose
Yeah your knot is frayed
Walking 'round with laces flopping here and there
Don't you step on them
Have an accident
If you should trip, fall on your rear,
I will dry your tears

When your knot comes out
And your laces start to drag around
On my knee, bent down,
I will tie your shoe,
Tie your shoe
With each step you stride
If your laces start to come untied
Don't fall on your behind
I will tie your shoe

Everybody ties
Shoes upon their feet
Sometimes you look down and find a broken string
Pull it out and change it
And rethread the lace,
Through the eyes, a crisscross weave,
And pull the loops secure in place

When your knot comes out
And your laces start to drag around
On my knee, bent down,
I will tie your shoe,
Tie your shoe
With each step you stride
If your laces start to come untied
Don't fall on your behind
I will tie your shoe

You should know now when you're out alone
Double knot should make it bind
Tie it tight
When you roam

On my knee, bent down,
I will tie your shoe
Tie your shoe
With each step you stride
If your laces start to come untied
Don't fall on your behind
I will tie your shoe
Tie your shoe
I will tie your shoe
Tie your shoe
I will tie your shoe
Tie your shoe
I will tie your shoe

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Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Tongue-tied! Brilliant!
DJ P.fuss - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious and convincingly paced!
Lauren (H!) - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Memorable and geniusly comedic. The pacing fits well without much manipulation. Good Job! 555

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