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Song Parodies -> "I Will Marry You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Carry You"

Original Performer:

Clay Aiken

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Marry You"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

Everybody knows how brides act on "The Big Day". This shows exactly that.
yeah, I know it hurts
yeah, I know you're scared
walking down the stairs that leads
to you know where

But don't you hang you're dress,
don't you start to guess
when we say the vows,
walk down aisle
I will put you to the test


When the malls, go down
and the bridesmaids tell you turn around,
if you're seams show out,
I will marry you
marry you
When the cars, make lines
and the wedding cake just does not look right,
if you're dress is too tight,
I will Marry you

Everybody lies,
everybody dreams,
no one else can order up the wedding rings
but that the beauty of it,
when we snooze all day
we close our eyes, go to sleep,
and wake up to our wedding day


You should know now that your not alone
marry me and you will find, we will find
Our way home

when your seams show out
I will marry you
marry you
when the cars make lines
and the wedding cake just does not look right
if wedding dress is too tight
I will marry you
marry you
I will marry you
marry you
I will marry you
marry you
I will marry you

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