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These are lyrics by Clay Aiken that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Clay Aiken

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Clay Aiken's, "Invisible"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I was invisible, I would just watch you in your room!
If I could be a fly on your wall!
Why They're funny:
He wants to stalk you!
Submitted by: Diana
Clay Aiken's, "Invisible"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I was invisible, and I could just watch you in your room,
If I was unbreakable, I'd make you mine tonight.
Why They're funny:'re saying if you were invisible, you would stalk me and then rape me? Pervert.
Submitted by: Anna
Clay Aiken's, "Invisible"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I were invisible...
Why They're funny:
Yes Clay, some of us wish you were invisible too. And Inaudible.
Submitted by: Leah Lockhart
Clay Aiken's, "Measure Of A Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
Is that, is that, is that
How you measure a man?
Why They're funny:
Well, I'm sure most people prefer a tape measure (that is, if you measure the person's height), but whatever floats your boat...
Submitted by: Iris

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