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Song Parodies -> "Love On These Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"Love On The Rocks"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Love On These Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Love on these rocks
Pain in the butt
Was this your idea
To get out of our rut
This I wouldn't choose
So you just graveled until I said "fine"

Shale I be gneiss?
Shale I get boulder?
They're pebbles a-pokin'
Me in the shoulder
You've reached your coal
Now all I wear is a smile

First you said you've missed me
I marbled at the way you schist me
Suddenly I find myself here
Feeling like limestone
Now you take me for granite
I don't understand it
Nothing you can pumice me
It's not pyrite, I mica be
Going home alone

You got your rocks off
Just be glad you still got 'em
Now you act stone cold
And we've hit rock bottom
Bruised more than our egos
Cuz it hurts
When you love on the rocks

Love on these rocks
Let's wipe the slate clean
Just pour me a drink
And I'll need some codeine
Let's go there again
Landslide into my ravine

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5's on the rocks, aint no big surprise
Rick D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You made a comment elsewhere related to this---
Jan Unwin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, Yeah! I was thinking of Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood. Different song, but same idea. I won't bother writing it now that I know about this one. I like it.
Rick D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops. Don't say that. There's tons of overlap here. I just wanted to either give you ideas, or steer you away from exact lines, which I hate when it happens.
Peregrin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You made a droll song a whole lot better, Jan!
Punmaker - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This song "rocks".
John Jenkins - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, Jan.
Stray Pooch - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh the puns!! Love this one! It really rocks. Tell me, were you stoned when you wrote it? Seriously, just ingenious!

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