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Song Parodies -> "Skin Beneath My Rings"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Skin Beneath My Rings"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Oh, oh, oh, oh -
When my bands of gold create a shadow,
You never get sunlight in your space.
You were content to let them shine, that's your way.
There's always lotion left behind.

Though they were the ones that shined so pretty,
While you were the one that looked so plain.
A white band of skin is all you were for so long.
I know my tight rings have caused you pain

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
Your indentations run so deep
You're white as the head upon an eagle,
For you are the skin beneath my rings

I don't really think you'd go unnoticed,
I take off my rings and there you are
They will always know the truth, of course they'll know it.
They'll know I'm married cuz of you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
Your indentations run so deep
You're white as the head upon an eagle,
For you are the skin beneath my rings

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
Though you'll never be as tan as me
Oh, and I, I would be lower than a Beagle,
If I did not appreciate everything,
'cause you are the skin beneath my rings.

Oh, the skin beneath my rings.
You, you, you, you are the skin beneath my rings
Dry, dry, dry some days. I have no alibi.
Oh, you, you, you, the skin beneath my rings.
Oh, you, you, you, the skin beneath my rings.

Dry, dry, dry against my thigh,
So dry some Jergens I will buy.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the skin beneath my rings.

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Steven Cavanagh - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Rick D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It seems like just a few weeks ago you popped onto this site, and you've made quite a dent. The variety of your work is impressive. Just letting you know we noticed.
Jan Unwin - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, just saw your comment, thanks. I think I've been here since November and should hit 100 parodies in the next few weeks. I'm having a blast. It's nice to find other people whose minds work in mysterious ways.

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