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Fun Music Information -> Bette Midler
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This is the most recent information about Bette Midler that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Bette Midler, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Bette Middler, Bettee MidlerQuotes:
I was able to take chances on that stage I could not have taken anywhere else. Ironically, I was freed from fear by people who, at the time, were ruled by fear. And for that I will always be grateful. - Bette Midler on her performances at The Continental Baths. Submitted by: Michael Pace
| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler |
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Gypsy Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Bathouse Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Wind Beneath My Wings," | Lucinda Blair |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Walk Right In," The Moments | "Make Yourself Comfortable," Bette Midler | |
| "Don't Talk To Strangers," Rick Springfield | "I Never Talk To Strangers," Bette Midler | |
| "Slow Ride," Foghat | "On A Slow Boat To China," Bette Midler | |
| "Come On In," Eminem | "Make Yourself Comfortable," Bette Midler | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"My Mother's Yes" originally "My Mother's Eyes"
Candy Welty
"My Other's Eyes" originally "My Mother's Eyes"
Candy Welty
"On A Slow Boat To Chia" originally "On A Slow Boat To China"
She left her chia pet across the ocean?
Peter
"On A Slow Boa To China" originally "On A Slow Boat To China"
Would a snake be able to float that far?
Peter
"On A Slow Bat To China" originally "On A Slow Boat To China"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Windy Beneath My Wings" originally "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Cassandra
"Blueberry Pile" originally "Blueberry Pie"
Sutch
"Wind Beneath My Swings" originally "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Mitch
"The Rouse" originally "The Rose"
Serafina
"The Prose" originally "The Rose"
Peter
Change a Letter:
"On A Show Boat To China" originally "On A Slow Boat To China"
Midler would probably prefer that boat?
Peter
"On A Glow Boat To China" originally "On A Slow Boat To China"
Due to all the radiation coming from Japan?
Peter
"The Role" originally "The Rose"
Serafina
"The Rise" originally "The Rose"
Serafina
"The Rope" originally "The Rose"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Dec 7
a parody of "Wind Beneath My Wings " by Bette Midler
Yeah, well, its immature, but its an old write, and this updated version was a long time coming, it will ultimately prove to be the final version of it though as well.
soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Together, Wherever We Go" | "Three Amigos" | Airfarcewon |
| "Wind Beneath My Wings" | "Gin Beneath My Slings" | Airfarcewon |
| "Together, Wherever We Go" | "Birds Gather All Over My Car" | Airfarcewon |
| "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" | "Crazy Old Trombone Player Who Does Karaoke" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Slow Boat To China" | "Dough Boat From China" | Airfarcewon |
| "Small World, Isn't It ?" | "Sad Time, Isn't It ?" | Airfarcewon |
| "Wind Beneath My Wings" | "Wind In Britain's Wings" | Master Of Oz |
| "The Glory Of Love" | "The Flavor Of Love" | Airfarcewon |
| "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" | "He's Got No Business Being King" | William Tong |
| "The Rose" | "The Rhodes" | Michael Pacholek |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Wind Beneath My Wings | Deodorant | anonymissny |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Favorite Waste Of Time | Any helpdesk | Maikel Verheijen |
| Wind Beneath My Wings | Skydiving Association | Shawna |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| She's A Beauty The Tubes | From A Distance Bette Midler | She's A Beauty From A Distance Up close and personal, not so much. | Edward |
| Dust In The Wind Kansas | Wind Beneath My Wings Bette Midler | Dust In The Wind Beneath My Wings | Tulsa Piano Guy |
| Flying Without Wings Westlife | Wind Beneath My Wings Bette Midler | Flying Without Wind Beneath My Wings | Da Phoenix |
| A Rose In The Wind Anggun | Wind Beneath My Wings Bette Midler | A Rose In The Wind Beneath My Wings | Da Phoenix |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Better Than Ezra Midler
Bette Midler combined with Better Than Ezra
Submitted By: Sutch
Misheard Lyrics:
"I'll Put a Spell on You"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die. It's Camacari I'm a It's Camacari I'm a Original Lyrics: Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi In comma coriyama In comma coriyama | "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics: It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have some light on your face. Original Lyrics: It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have sunlight on your face. |
"Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics: I'll never be your beast of burden.
| "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics: I can fly higher than Anna Neagle.
Original Lyrics: I can fly higher than an eagle.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I'll Put a Spell on You"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die. It's Camacari I'm a It's Camacari I'm a Original Lyrics: Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi In comma coriyama In comma coriyama |
Story about this misheard lyric by: TheRaven7 In the 1993 film Hocus Pocus, Bette Midler sings a witch-themed version of "I'll Put a Spell on You." The last verse is a supposedly gibberish incantation that enchants the audience to dance until they die (they get better), but I heard something more English in the lyrics. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You are the wind beneath my wings Wind beneath my wings, wind beneath my wings Why They're Repetitive: I like the song but I get the picture! So, they're your hero, big deal!
Submitted by: Travis Butler
| "Married Men"
The Repetitive Lyrics: They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it
Again and again. (Married men) Why They're Repetitive: But why say it, why say it, why say it, why say it again and again?
Submitted by: mor
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It might have appeared to go unnoticed
Why They're Nonsensical: Going unnoticed means having no appearance at all. So how can something 'appear' to go unnoticed? This is like saying 'It might have been seen to be invisible'.
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"From A Distance"
Opening Lines: From a distance, the world looks green and blue.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"He's At Ramp" originally "He's A Tramp"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Sore" originally "The Rose"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Set Here" originally "The Rose"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Hoe, Rest" originally "The Rose"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"She Tore" originally "The Rose"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Or He Set" originally "The Rose"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
SOB: "Song Of Bernadette"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
FAD: "From A Distance"
Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Mitt Bedler originally "Bette Midler"
Submitted by: Peter
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Beaches
Because she starred in the movie "Beaches".
Submitted by: MOR
