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Fun Music Information -> Bette Midler

Album cover parody of Mud Will Be Flung Tonight by Bette Midler
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Bette Midler that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Bette Midler, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Bette Middler, Bettee Midler

Quotes:

I was able to take chances on that stage I could not have taken anywhere else. Ironically, I was freed from fear by people who, at the time, were ruled by fear. And for that I will always be grateful.
- Bette Midler on her performances at The Continental Baths.
Submitted by: Michael Pace
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
- Bette Midler

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Gypsy Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Bathouse Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Rest Between My Flings""Wind Beneath My Wings"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Ukulele Lady,"No person is a musical instrument.Yvette Bristle
"Wind Beneath My Wings,"Lucinda Blair

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Walk Right In," The Moments"Make Yourself Comfortable," Bette Midler
"Don't Talk To Strangers," Rick Springfield"I Never Talk To Strangers," Bette Midler
"Slow Ride," Foghat"On A Slow Boat To China," Bette Midler
"Come On In," Eminem"Make Yourself Comfortable," Bette Midler
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Favorite Waste Of Tie" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Candy Welty
"Favorite Waste Of Tim" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Candy Welty
"The Roe" originally "The Rose"
Candy Welty
"My Mother's Yes" originally "My Mother's Eyes"
Candy Welty
"My Other's Eyes" originally "My Mother's Eyes"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Favorite Waste Of Timer" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Candy Welty
"Favorite Waster Of Time" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Candy Welty
"Favorite Waste Off Time" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Candy Welty
"Windy Beneath My Wings" originally "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Cassandra
"Blueberry Pile" originally "Blueberry Pie"
Sutch

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"The Robe" originally "The Rose"
Serafina
"The Dose" originally "The Rose"
Serafina
"Favorite Paste Of Time" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Francine Harper
"Favorite Haste Of Time" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Francine Harper
"Favorite Waste Of Tile" originally "Favorite Waste Of Time"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Apr 25
a parody of "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler
Arguably the least classy song of all my parodies, and yet at the time of this paragraph it lead the all time downloads for me, has hit a higher rank than any of my other songs in both Comedy and General Comedy, is the only song that has reached 200 or more listens and was the first, and so far only song to top 30 listens in one day AND has the most downloads for one day with 16. That of course being a so far scenario. Backing track by Recisio (www.karaoke-version.com)-used with permission.
Soundclick: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Wind Beneath My Wings""Red Bull Gives You Wings"Matthias
"Wind Beneath My Wings""Think That That's A Thing"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Wind Beneath My Wings""The Greatest Generation"Airfarcewon
"Everything's Coming Up Roses""Everyone's Selling Those Hoses"Parody Pete
"Together, Wherever We Go""Three Amigos"Airfarcewon
"Wind Beneath My Wings""Gin Beneath My Slings"Airfarcewon
"Together, Wherever We Go""Birds Gather All Over My Car"Airfarcewon
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy""Crazy Old Trombone Player Who Does Karaoke"Old Man Ribber
"Slow Boat To China""Dough Boat From China"Airfarcewon
"Small World, Isn't It ?""Sad Time, Isn't It ?"Airfarcewon

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Wind Beneath My WingsDeodorantanonymissny

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Favorite Waste Of TimeAny helpdeskMaikel Verheijen
Wind Beneath My WingsSkydiving AssociationShawna

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
She's A Beauty
   The Tubes
From A Distance
   Bette Midler
She's A Beauty From A Distance
Up close and personal, not so much.
Edward
Flying Without Wings
   Westlife
Wind Beneath My Wings
   Bette Midler
Flying Without Wind Beneath My Wings
Da Phoenix
A Rose In The Wind
   Anggun
Wind Beneath My Wings
   Bette Midler
A Rose In The Wind Beneath My Wings
Da Phoenix
Love Is A Rose
   Linda Ronstadt
The Rose
   Bette Midler
Love Is The Rose
MOR
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Better Than Ezra Midler
Bette Midler combined with Better Than Ezra
Submitted By: Butch

Misheard Lyrics:

"From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goddess watching us
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
"From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
From a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us
From a distance
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company seeds
Original Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company C
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a racer
Original Lyrics:
It is a razor
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
From a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us
From a distance

Story about this misheard lyric by: Chris

Song is about old friend Bob, watching over us like a guardian angel.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You are the wind beneath my wings
Wind beneath my wings, wind beneath my wings
Why They're Repetitive:
I like the song but I get the picture! So, they're your hero, big deal!
Submitted by: Travis Butler
"Married Men"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
They do it, they do it, they do it, they do it
Again and again. (Married men)
Why They're Repetitive:
But why say it, why say it, why say it, why say it again and again?
Submitted by: mor

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Ukulele Lady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When it's tricky wicky wacky woo
Why They're Nonsensical:
Have no idea what it means
Submitted by: Joe
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It might have appeared to go unnoticed
Why They're Nonsensical:
Going unnoticed means having no appearance at all. So how can something 'appear' to go unnoticed? This is like saying 'It might have been seen to be invisible'.
Submitted by: Sheila Evans

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"From A Distance"
Opening Lines:
From a distance, the world looks green and blue.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"He's At Ramp" originally "He's A Tramp"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Red Belt Time Submitted by: Nancy
As in, advancement of a martial-arts ranking?

Song Title Anagrams:

"Wind Beneath My Swing" originally "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Submitted by: Ed
"Tacoma Friends" originally "From A Distance"
Friends who live in Tacoma, Washington
Submitted by: Megan
"A Mascot Friend" originally "From A Distance"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Median Factors" originally "From A Distance"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Made Fractions" originally "From A Distance"
Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

SOB: "Song Of Bernadette"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
FAD: "From A Distance"
Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Mitt Bedler originally "Bette Midler"
Submitted by: Peter

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