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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bette Midler that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Bette Midler on amIright currently.

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"Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
Cover of a Rolling Stones song
"Billy-A-Dick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Me, I'm beat as can be
Every really thing started to run.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Me, I'm beat as can be
And my rim has even started to rust.
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company seeds
Original Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company C
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They played H to the bar
Original Lyrics:
They played 8 to the bar
"Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to have fans
Original Lyrics:
You got to have friends
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is watchin' Gus.
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us.
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a biscuit!
Original Lyrics:
From a distance!
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No hungry mouse to feed
Original Lyrics:
No hungry mouths to feed
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scott is washing up, Scott is washing up,
Scott is washing up, from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us God is watching us
God is watching us From a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
From a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us
From a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is washing us
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goddess watching us
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
"I Think It's Going To Rain Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken windows, Dinty Moore ways
Original Lyrics:
Broken windows and empty hallways
"I'll Put a Spell on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
It's Camacari I'm a
It's Camacari I'm a
Original Lyrics:
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
In comma coriyama
In comma coriyama
"Leader Of The Pack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pulled her hairpins, what could I do?
Original Lyrics:
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
"Nobody Else But You (Bette theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time I feel I'm out to Pasteur
Original Lyrics:
Each time I feel I'm out to pasture
"Stuff Like That There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A double Nikki on the yippee
Original Lyrics:
A double Mickey on the icky
"The Glory Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little
And talk to Patsy Cline a little.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little
Until the clouds roll by a little.
Form the 'Beaches' soundtrack.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say love, it is a flower
And dew, its only seed.
Original Lyrics:
I say love, it is a flower
And you, its only seed.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a racer
Original Lyrics:
It is a razor
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a hummingbird.
Original Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a hunger.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a river,
that drowns the tangerine
Original Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a river,
that drowns the tender reed
"To Deserve You"
Misheard Lyrics:
and if I could be branded a witch
Original Lyrics:
and if I could be granted a wish
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a walnut
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my ear-hole?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever know that you're my pillow?
You're everything I wish I could sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone know who ate my hero?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than Anna Neagle.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a Negro.
Original Lyrics:
I could fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a seagull.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a weasel.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could fly higher than any gull.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the shame.
Original Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the pain.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the one with all the gore-y.
Original Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have some light on your face.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have sunlight on your face.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been cold,
there in my chateau
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold,
there in my shadow
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been mold
There in my shower.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold
There in my shadow.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my jeans.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my things.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind between my cheeks.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were luck tan to let me shine.
Original Lyrics:
You were content to let me shine.

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