Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Bette Midler
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There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Bette Midler on amIright currently.
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"Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Billy-A-Dick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Me, I'm beat as can be
Every really thing started to run.
Every really thing started to run.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Me, I'm beat as can be
And my rim has even started to rust.
And my rim has even started to rust.
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They played H to the bar
Original Lyrics:
They played 8 to the bar
"From A Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is watchin' Gus.
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us.
"From A Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a biscuit!
Original Lyrics:
From a distance!
"From A Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
No hungry mouse to feed
Original Lyrics:
No hungry mouths to feed
"From A Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scott is washing up, Scott is washing up,
Scott is washing up, from a distance
Scott is washing up, from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us God is watching us
God is watching us From a distance
God is watching us From a distance
"I Think It's Going To Rain Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken windows, Dinty Moore ways
Original Lyrics:
Broken windows and empty hallways
"Leader Of The Pack"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pulled her hairpins, what could I do?
Original Lyrics:
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
"The Glory Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little
And talk to Patsy Cline a little.
And talk to Patsy Cline a little.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little
Until the clouds roll by a little.
Until the clouds roll by a little.
Form the 'Beaches' soundtrack.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say love, it is a flower
And dew, its only seed.
And dew, its only seed.
Original Lyrics:
I say love, it is a flower
And you, its only seed.
And you, its only seed.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a hummingbird.
Original Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a hunger.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a river,
that drowns the tangerine
that drowns the tangerine
Original Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a river,
that drowns the tender reed
that drowns the tender reed
"To Deserve You"
Misheard Lyrics:
and if I could be branded a witch
Original Lyrics:
and if I could be granted a wish
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a walnut
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my ear-hole?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever know that you're my pillow?
You're everything I wish I could sleep.
You're everything I wish I could sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
You're everything I wish I could be.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone know who ate my hero?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than Anna Neagle.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a Negro.
Original Lyrics:
I could fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a seagull.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a weasel.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could fly higher than any gull.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the shame.
While you were the one with all the shame.
Original Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the pain.
While you were the one with all the pain.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the one with all the gory.
Original Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have some light on your face.
To never have some light on your face.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have sunlight on your face.
To never have sunlight on your face.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been cold,
there in my chateau
there in my chateau
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold,
there in my shadow
there in my shadow
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been mold
There in my shower.
There in my shower.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold
There in my shadow.
There in my shadow.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my jeans.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my things.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind between my cheeks.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were luck tan to let me shine.
Original Lyrics:
You were content to let me shine.
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Bette Midler - Greatest Hits-Experience the Divine album at Amazon.com
Bette Midler Sings The Rosemary Clooney Songbook album at Amazon.com
The Rose: The Original Soundtrack Recording album at Amazon.com
For The Boys: Music From The Motion Picture album at Amazon.com
Live at Last album at Amazon.com
Divine Miss M album at Amazon.com
Mud Will Be Flung Tonight album at Amazon.com
