-> "Red Bull Gives You Wings"
Original Song Title:
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Red Bull Gives You Wings"
I must of drank four cans like a psycho
My heart was gonna ignite from that case
What happened next just blew my mind, It's insane
Some feathered things grew from my spine
So I saw the ads with all their warnings
Thought it was a scam and it was fake
But I smashed a vase, Since my wingspan... Was so long
Now I hover miles above my place
Adjusted my bones to be a sparrow
Oh man, It stings to land on this tree
When your mouth gets dryer suck down Monster
All because that Red Bull gave me wings
I was once in fear from this occurance
I have learned to endear this new part
This appendage grows, I'll go through roofs
Think you're smokin'
Since now I'm floating above you
I'm just like the crow, Not that Goth weir...do...
The one you'll see out in the park, geeze
My frequent flyer miles tripled
Because that Red Bull gave me wings
Now I'm full of feathers like a pillow
My car is dinged when I bring... Out these massive wings
Watch... Me fly... Dodging turbine engines
Since I know that airplane packs a zing
Ever since that Red... Bull... gave me wings
Yes, That Red Bull gave me wings
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulped that Red Bull and grew wings
Spine... Spine... Spine's in pain... Won't hear me whine it's fine.
They're huge, huge... Huge... That Red Bull gave me wings
I'm screwed, screwed, screwed. That Red Bull gave me wings
Try... Try... Try when you're sleepy-eyed
You'll cry when that drink leaves you fried
That brew, That brew
That wicked brew... Is Red Bull, You'll sprout wings
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