-> "Nonexistence"
Original Song Title:
"From a Distance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nonexistence"
The Lyrics
Nonexistence with nothing you can see
Not that you'd have any eyes
Nonexistence, there's no-one there to be
No more "you" and no more "I"
Nonexistence, empty agony
But no echo to be had
It's a void, you know, in a void, can't see
It's a void, it's blank as crap
Nonexistence, hard to say it sucks
Because you cannot feel
Good or bad because there is nothing there that's real
Causes my brain to peel
Nonexistence, can't get into it
Concept made to drive you mad
Hard to really know what it's like to be
No longer here or there, so sad
You have zero thoughts, sad or happy thoughts
Even horny thoughts, nonexistence
Nonexistence, doesn't have an end
That scares me right to my core
Nonexistence, I just cannot comprehend
How nothing could be in store
Nonexistence, pure monotony
Won't experience it, man
Because you're nothing, so it does not quite suck
Circles I talk in are sad (really sad)
None can really know what it's like to just
Not exist anymore, sounds mad
It's not something to scoff at, senses turned off
Not even a cough, nonexistence (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh, you'll have zero thoughts, brain feels nothing
Even empty thoughts, nonexistence
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