I can't stand my thighs
Sag down to my knees
Cure for cellulite
Has evaded me

Not thin like Big Bird...more like a Great Dane
More like a mass of flesh you can't constrain
It's not easy with my knees

I wish it'd go away
Fat around my knees
Find a way to pay
For some liposurgery

It may sound insane ...don't mean to astound
But my skin droops like a Bassett Hound
I've made myself plain...but shall I expound?
When I walk my thighs make clapping sounds
It's not easy with my knees

Suck, suck, it away...away from me
It's not right...I can't take it one more night
Going crazy...and everything...

I'm going in today
For a remedy
Girls weren't meant to live
With bags between their knees

I'm only a girl underneath this white sheet
Having this surgery to feed my conceit
Only a girl excited to be
Having this extra fat sucked out of me
Right out of me
Out of me
Yeah, out of me
Sucked out of me

You've taken too much!
Oh I'm in such pain!
Now I'm looking
Like a whooping crane

Please put some back in
Don't mind cottage cheese
its not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
Its not easy with my knees