Song Parodies -> You've Got Head Lice
| Original Song Title: | "My Sacrifice" |
| Original Performer: | Creed |
| Parody Song Title: | "You've Got Head Lice" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
Hear you just got out of the Pen
You head needs some examinin'
Been there forever
You're out now as a parolee
You've itched so long just to be free
Oh, since September
When you are with me I'm free
I'm hairless, a reprieve
But on the others they'll thrive
I think we've got them identified
You've got head lice
But let's not share our combs and hats
Until you can get RID of that
mess of critters
Now I don't mean to nitpick here
But there's one crawling on your ear
Gives me the jitters
When you are with me I plea
Please make sure that you are nit free
Don't want to spread them to my wife
She would surely take my life
Sure they're head lice??
I don't want to use your comb again
I don't want to use your comb again
When you are with me I plea
Please make sure that you are nit free
Yes on the others they'll thrive
I think we've got them identified
Cause when you are with me I am free
I'm hairless, a reprieve
Don't want to get them anywhere
Despite that I have no hair
You've got head lice
You've got head lice
I don't want to use your comb again
I don't want to use your comb again
You've got head lice.
You head needs some examinin'
Been there forever
You're out now as a parolee
You've itched so long just to be free
Oh, since September
When you are with me I'm free
I'm hairless, a reprieve
But on the others they'll thrive
I think we've got them identified
You've got head lice
But let's not share our combs and hats
Until you can get RID of that
mess of critters
Now I don't mean to nitpick here
But there's one crawling on your ear
Gives me the jitters
When you are with me I plea
Please make sure that you are nit free
Don't want to spread them to my wife
She would surely take my life
Sure they're head lice??
I don't want to use your comb again
I don't want to use your comb again
When you are with me I plea
Please make sure that you are nit free
Yes on the others they'll thrive
I think we've got them identified
Cause when you are with me I am free
I'm hairless, a reprieve
Don't want to get them anywhere
Despite that I have no hair
You've got head lice
You've got head lice
I don't want to use your comb again
I don't want to use your comb again
You've got head lice.
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Good job. Your rhyme scheme is better than theirs, but that's not really saying much with this band.
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