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Song Parodies -> "You've Got Head Lice"

Original Song Title:

"My Sacrifice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got Head Lice"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Hear you just got out of the Pen
You head needs some examinin'
Been there forever
You're out now as a parolee
You've itched so long just to be free
Oh, since September

When you are with me I'm free
I'm hairless, a reprieve
But on the others they'll thrive
I think we've got them identified
You've got head lice

But let's not share our combs and hats
Until you can get RID of that
mess of critters
Now I don't mean to nitpick here
But there's one crawling on your ear
Gives me the jitters

When you are with me I plea
Please make sure that you are nit free
Don't want to spread them to my wife
She would surely take my life
Sure they're head lice??

I don't want to use your comb again
I don't want to use your comb again

When you are with me I plea
Please make sure that you are nit free
Yes on the others they'll thrive
I think we've got them identified
Cause when you are with me I am free
I'm hairless, a reprieve
Don't want to get them anywhere
Despite that I have no hair
You've got head lice
You've got head lice

I don't want to use your comb again
I don't want to use your comb again

You've got head lice.

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2nz - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. Your rhyme scheme is better than theirs, but that's not really saying much with this band.

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