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Song Parodies -> "Don't Sniff That Dog's Rear No More"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Come Around Here No More"

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Sniff That Dog's Rear No More"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Hey! Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Whenever my Labrador...
Hey! Don't sniff that dog's rear no more

Only a pup, stop. Only a pup, stop.
Only a pup, stop. Just normal doggy greeting
Only a pup, and my dog's first meeting

Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more

So don't kiss me anymore
Been at his back door
And I'm sure he's been at yours
Hey, don't sniff that dog's rear no more

Only a pup, stop. Only a pup, stop.
Only a pup, stop. You strangle on your collar
Only a pup, so now please don't make me
holler

Hey! Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more

I walk you down my street
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
You smell each dog you meet
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Whatever you're sniffing for
Hey! Don't sniff that dog's rear no more
Hey! Come on please, Don't sniff that dog's
rear no more
You're sniffing his back door
Ah, oh, ah, ah.
Don't sniff that dog's rear no more

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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mac - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! You're gonna get fives for sure.
Paul Wooten - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY! I keep laughin' at this some more! High 5's
The Great Karlando - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Naaaaaaaaaaasty. But like a 5's kinda nasty.
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
great job, jan.....i'm so glad that humans only shake hands...5s
Grace Hampton - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
HA,HA,HA! From a fellow dog lover. Scream and yell as you may, a dog has to do what a dog has to do.
Guy - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - Butt it smells like a 5 parody from here. Loved the lyrics.
Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Where's my labrador...excellent line!
Meriadoc - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Jan!
Johnny D - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, too!
Paul Robinson - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - Passes my smell test - Five's...Alvin, your comment gave me an image - I guess it would be safe to say that IF people DID sniff instead of shake hands it would be a pretty safe bet that the initial conversations between folks who had just met would be quite a bit different than they are now.
pimrizr - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was hilarious. 555 for this.

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