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Song Parodies -> "It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crystal Gayle
Parody Song Title:
"It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
A special thanks to Gerry Armstrong, who came up with the idea for this Easter-inspired parody.
Bought some eggs - a box of dye
Didn't know the eggs weren't white
What am I to do?
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
In the cups - since the dawn
Eggs left in - all night long
Still they look like poo
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July
I didn't mean to make a mess
On my hands and Easter dress
And on the table too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue
Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July
The yolk's on me - the eggs went bad
A dozen ways - to drive me mad
'Cause now I'm cracking too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue
Didn't know the eggs weren't white
What am I to do?
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
In the cups - since the dawn
Eggs left in - all night long
Still they look like poo
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July
I didn't mean to make a mess
On my hands and Easter dress
And on the table too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue
Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July
The yolk's on me - the eggs went bad
A dozen ways - to drive me mad
'Cause now I'm cracking too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue
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Great as always Jan!
loved it......and very timely
Thanks Meriadoc and Alvin.
Very astute observation, Jan - and funny, too. File this egg dye along with the ever-popular Fleshtone Band Aids that only came in one shade.
Funny stuff! Sounds like the eggs also smelled like poo!
I do not like this parody. I do not like it, no siree. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. Yeah, I do. I just had to say it before someone else did.
Since I came up with the idea, so I obviously think it's great. Just a little biased. But I'm entitled.
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