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Song Parodies -> "It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

A special thanks to Gerry Armstrong, who came up with the idea for this Easter-inspired parody.
Bought some eggs - a box of dye
Didn't know the eggs weren't white
What am I to do?
And it won't make my brown eggs blue

In the cups - since the dawn
Eggs left in - all night long
Still they look like poo
And it won't make my brown eggs blue

Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July

I didn't mean to make a mess
On my hands and Easter dress
And on the table too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue

Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July

The yolk's on me - the eggs went bad
A dozen ways - to drive me mad
'Cause now I'm cracking too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue


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Meriadoc - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Great as always Jan!
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
loved it......and very timely
Jan Unwin - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc and Alvin.
David Chrenko - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very astute observation, Jan - and funny, too. File this egg dye along with the ever-popular Fleshtone Band Aids that only came in one shade.
Mari D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! Sounds like the eggs also smelled like poo!
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I do not like this parody. I do not like it, no siree. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. Yeah, I do. I just had to say it before someone else did.
Gerry Armstrong - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Since I came up with the idea, so I obviously think it's great. Just a little biased. But I'm entitled.

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