Bought some eggs - a box of dye
Didn't know the eggs weren't white
What am I to do?
And it won't make my brown eggs blue

In the cups - since the dawn
Eggs left in - all night long
Still they look like poo
And it won't make my brown eggs blue

Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July

I didn't mean to make a mess
On my hands and Easter dress
And on the table too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue

Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July

The yolk's on me - the eggs went bad
A dozen ways - to drive me mad
'Cause now I'm cracking too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue