-> "It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue"
The Lyrics
Bought some eggs - a box of dye
Didn't know the eggs weren't white
What am I to do?
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
In the cups - since the dawn
Eggs left in - all night long
Still they look like poo
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July
I didn't mean to make a mess
On my hands and Easter dress
And on the table too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue
Vinegar's cheap so - let's try more dye
Add two more tablets - the color of sky
I am determined and won't be denied
Really don't care if it takes 'til July
The yolk's on me - the eggs went bad
A dozen ways - to drive me mad
'Cause now I'm cracking too
And it won't make my brown eggs blue
It won't make my brown eggs
It won't make my brown eggs blue
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