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Song Parodies -> "Everything I Blew"

Original Song Title:

"Everything I Do"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Everything I Blew"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Just to clarify - make you see,
What you've done to me.
Searched the mall - hit the stores,
And since I wound up broke, you'll shop no more.

Don't tell me it's worth bankruptcy.
You've exploited my generosity.
You know it's true,
Everything I blew - I blew it for you.

Take my credit card - you will find,
There's nothin' I can charge.
Nothing left to give - 'cept my life,
I have given all - You've been livin' large.

Don't tell me bounce another check
Don't tighten this noose 'round my neck
You know it's true,
Everything I blew - I blew it for you.

There's no cash - like hard cash.
You've been buyin' more and more trash.
There's no bucks - you say it sucks.
Well good luck - I won't pay.

Oh - you can't tell me you'll be nice to me.
Just for one more gigantic shopping spree,
I won't steal for you - skip a meal for you.
Not willing to - file Chapter 13 for you.

You know it's true.
Everything I blew - I blew it for you.

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Total Votes: 2

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duplicate alert - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Isnt this a duplicate of I think it is.
Jan Unwin - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure is, I've asked that the other be removed. Thanks
anny - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
not kewl
Annie - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry about my dumb-ass teenage self in that comment from 2004. I meant not cool, what he did to you. But your parody is awesome. 555.

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