You keep me awake
when I hear you breathing
You sound vile while you are sleeping
Wish I was far away and dreaming
Like I spend the night listenin' to a blender
'Fraid I'll stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every nighttime spent with you
adds to my great displeasure

CHORUS
Don't wanna close my eyes
'Cuz I can't fall asleep
'Cuz I'd hear you, baby
And I don't wanna hear you snoring
'Cause even when I poke at you
You only stop a sec or two
I'm still near you, baby
And I don't wanna hear you snoring

Lying close to you
Hearing your throat rattle
And I'm wondering if you'll fight me
If I hold your nose real tightly
Then I push your back and say oh please turn over
If you don't stop all this racket
You'll be sleeping with Rover, sleeping with Rover

CHORUS

I don't wanna hear one grunt
I don't wanna hear one snort
Well, I just wanna hold my pillow
Over your face, just like this
I just wanna hold it down
Until you snore no more
Remind me to get some Breath-Right
At the grocery store

CHORUS 2x

I don't wanna hear you snoring
I don't wanna hear you snoring