Something in the way you dialed made you reach me
Please give me your order and I'll help you with your spending spree
It isn't very hard
Read me your credit card
I'll write the information down
If you want to let me know
How you'd like this to go
Parcel post or UPS Ground

Just try to understand, you've now charged all you can
Finance advisors would agree

CHORUS:
Order line, you've reached the toll-free order line
But your credit limit's over the borderline

CHORUS

Don't be pushing me baby
Don't you know you drive me crazy
You just keep on calling me on the order line

And what is the number of your very first item please?
Today and just today I can offer you another free
But now I must confide, for more credit you've applied, your application's been denied
Your credit score's a wreck, from sticking out your neck
You can always mail a check

Just try to understand, you've now charged all you can
Seems there is a garnishee

CHORUS

Don't be calling me baby
Don't you know you drive me crazy
You just keep on calling me on the order line

I said there's nothing that I can do
Equifax might help you
You just keep on bugging me here on the order line
Please don't call here again, this ain't Experian
What a change...you harassing me
You just keep on calling me here on the order line