Song Parodies -> It's Constipation
| Original Song Title: | "Anticipation" |
| Original Performer: | Carly Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Constipation" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
We can never know quite when relief will come but we still try and try anyway.
And I wonder if I can really go right now or am I just sitting here wasting the day.
It's constipation, it's constipation that's making me wait, keeping me waiting.
And I tell you how hard it is to go right now, how all I seem to do is just go pee.
But I bought some toilet paper just in case last night
when I was thinking about how right tonight would be.
It's constipation, it's constipation that's making me wait, keeping me waiting.
And tomorrow I might not go then either. I'm no prophet and I don't know nature's way.
So I'll try to read my magazine and stay right here, cause I really hope that I can go today.
Wish I could go today, stay right here, cause I hope I can go today.
Wish I could go today, wish I could go today, wish I could go today,
wish I could go today.
And I wonder if I can really go right now or am I just sitting here wasting the day.
It's constipation, it's constipation that's making me wait, keeping me waiting.
And I tell you how hard it is to go right now, how all I seem to do is just go pee.
But I bought some toilet paper just in case last night
when I was thinking about how right tonight would be.
It's constipation, it's constipation that's making me wait, keeping me waiting.
And tomorrow I might not go then either. I'm no prophet and I don't know nature's way.
So I'll try to read my magazine and stay right here, cause I really hope that I can go today.
Wish I could go today, stay right here, cause I hope I can go today.
Wish I could go today, wish I could go today, wish I could go today,
wish I could go today.
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The song's good but the, ah, lyrics seem to be a bit strained. Of course that could be due to the condition you were in as you sat there and wrote this. Well done. Everthing always comes out well in the end.
Better watch or you'll get:
Hemorrhoids Pressed between the cheekies of your hind...
Hemorrhoids Pressed between the cheekies of your hind...
Hahahahaha!
Made me laugh out loud.
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