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Song Parodies -> "Mullet to Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mullet to Hide"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

You knew that I would get mad,
Your haircut today, yeah.
I told you it would look bad
Did it anyway.

CHORUS
He's got a mullet to hide,
He's got a mullet to hide,
He's got a mullet to hide,
He's got bad hair

You said that hair on the sides
Was tickling your ears, yeah.
But you'd like to grow out the back
Way down to your rear.

CHORUS

Not sure just what that is on your head,
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.
Don't you know the 80s are dead?
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.

I think I'll buy you a hat
I'll leave right away, yeah.
You look just like Kenny G
Or else Billy Ray, yeah.

CHORUS

I don't know why the sides are so short,
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.
Should put you on that show called Style Court,
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.
.
Said it should not bother me
You'll do what you like, yeah.
'Course you know you are free
To take a long hike.

CHORUS

I know you don't care, I know you don't care.
I know you don't care, I know you don't care.
I know you don't care, but I hate your hair.

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Guy - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like a bad hair day. But a good vote day. 5s.
Jan Unwin - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy. I admit I had a mullet myself years ago.
Paul Robinson - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, This reminds me, I need a haircut, too. I wonder if my Barber is open today? If not, I'm waiting, I got a REALLY bad haircut last time I went somewhere else...we'll shave some "fives" onto your Author's page for this one. Man, my computer is SO SLOW this morning I was nodding off while waiting for it bring up the new entries after the last one I looked at. Think I'll go run some errands and come back to the site later today.
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
bidness in da front...party in da back.....good one, jan....fun to sing along with....5s
Serafina - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was pretty good; it gets a perfect score from me.
Diva - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! ---I can Identify. Ever since I saw the movie "Joe Dirt ", I've tried to get Wild Man to trim his tail!!! Great job, Jan!
Peregrin - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, anyone who combines Mullet with bad hairs gets auto 5's !
Troy - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahaha that was a bloody good one!!!! Over in Australia some people still have mullets which are usually flanellette wearing bogans who often get shitfaced on the piss down at the local pub. Also famous yobbo comedian Chris Franklin who sang "Bloke" (parody of Meredith Brooks' "Bitch) has a full on mullet too!!! All 5's mate!!!!!

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