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Song Parodies -> "Two Crullers"

Original Song Title:

"True Colors"

Original Performer:

Cindi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Two Crullers"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

You there at Winchells
Donut lose your dream
Oh I realize
It's hard to take make money
In a world full of Krispy Kremes
You've got a good site at the mall
But the hole deep inside you
Can make you fell so small

But I'll take two crullers
Only two
I'll take two crullers
And that's why I love you
Oh give me that sweet twisted dough
Your two crullers
Two crullers are beautiful
With hot cocoa

Show me some sugar
Don't be unhappy, can't remember
When I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you've sold all your bear claws
You call me up
Because I don't have lock jaw


And I'll take two crullers
Only two
I'll take two crullers
And that's why I love you
Oh give me that sweet twisted dough
Your two crullers
Two crullers are beautiful
With hot cocoa

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Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm, can I get some coffee with this parody?
Jude Rodamer - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Wow! A song about my favorite donut...thanks...but I'd NEVER stop at just two (see I'm Double-Chinned parody by me). Oh, if I could only stop at two! Nice job!
Tim Hall - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Winchell's? Are you in Las Vegas?
Jan UnwinNo - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think so, Tim.
Jan Unwin - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man, I can't even spell my own name. Not sure where the "wino" came from.
Joelle - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm, now I want a donut! 5's!

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