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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Pigs Feet"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like Pigs Feet"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Ah, look at all the hoofless piggies
Ah, look at all the footless piggies

I don't like pigs feet, pickled in brine but I know where those hooves must have been
In a pig pen
Bony pig ankles, pink piggy toes that I saw in a jar at the store
I so deplore

All the hoofless piggies
Not hurting anyone
All the footless piggies
How will they ever run?

My Dad would bring them, home from the bar with a smile and then dare us to try
One little bite.
Look at him chewing. Sucking the knuckles, he's picking his teeth with toenails
And what's that smell?

All the hoofless piggies
Not hurting anyone
All the footless piggies
How will they ever run?

Have to admit it, I've never tried them, not likely that I would be game
It's not the same
I'll stick with pork chops, maybe a ham or a roast from the other white meat
Just not the feet

All the hoofless piggies
Not hurting anyone
All the footless piggies
How will they ever run?


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Royce Miller - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan--this is the best pig's feet parody I've ever read
Johnny D - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan-this is the ONLY pig's feet parody I've ever read.
alvin rhodes - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
truly funny....best parody i've read today, pig's feet related or otherwise...my hillbilly step-mom ate 'em...they always looked like a science project to me...ugh !
Doctor Sholes - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, if you are concerned at having pig's feet, put shoes on them, and nobody will notice.
Meriadoc - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - this was great, I agree with Alvin - best one of the day!
Jan Unwin - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Royce, Johnny, Alvin, and Meriadoc. Doctor, you're such a ham.
Paul Robinson - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, I'll leave the pigs feet in the jar and I'll pay you three 5's to not offer me any.
Jan Unwin - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, to offer you any, I'd have to go near them. You're safe. But thanks for the 5s.
Guy - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd have to eat a bit further up on the animal. But when you have a pig that good you don't eat him all at once I guess.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/threedognight24.shtml
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this one.
nah u suc - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
how about no it sux
Jen - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is my favorite parody ever....and what's that smell just rocks!

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