-> "Can of Condensed Sparrow"
Original Song Title:
"Man of Constant Sorrow"
Parody Song Title:
"Can of Condensed Sparrow"
Got a can - of condensed sparrow,
Now I eat - it all the time.
Chunky style - with bones and marrow,
Birds nest soup - is so sublime
(The birds nest soup - is so sublime)
For all my life - I've eaten chicken,
Must have ate - a flock or two.
I've given up - my finger lickin',
I ate my first - wild cockatoo
(Now plain old chick - en will not do.)
Once you've tried - a bowl of Blue Jay
Cream of Crow - or Barn Owl Stew.
And you've swal -lowed your first Swallow,
You'll know it's - the thing to do.
(Perhaps you'll learn - a thing or two.)
Best of all - is Seagull Chowder,
Just watch out - for bits of beak.
Eagle Noodle - with Love Dove Dumplings,
Yes it's real-ly quite a treat.
(Good soup like this - just can't be beat.)
Maybe your friends - think I'm a strange one
A real nuthatch - they're calling me.
Maybe it's true - I might be quackers
But you can't beat - variety.
(Yes I've got meat - variety.)
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