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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Wally!"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Dolly!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Wally!"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Hello, Wally,
Nice fel-low, Wally
It's so nice to have you in my little song
Your life is "swell", Wally
I can tell, Wally
You're so steady, not like Eddie
You do nothing wrong
You're not a jetsetter
A lettermen's sweater
Visit your old Aunt Martha now and then

So, take a nap, fella
Not exactly a madcap fella
Wally'll never be risqué again

Hello, Wally,
So mellow, Wally
Bet you've never been in Mary Ellen's pants
You've got combed hair, Wally
You don't swear, Wally
You're not dumpy, like that Lumpy
You don't - dirty dance
A perfect Dad - Mother
Gives you the business? Brother
Don't you want to be bad now and then?

Golly, gee, fella!
Have a normal puberty, fella!
Wally'll never hit Beaver
Wally'll never hit Beaver
Wally'll never hit Beaver again!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, Jan, this was great, 5's for this!
Eddie - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, hey Wally. Why don't you go down and bring me up something. Every time I walk in the kitchen, your mother's always giving me that look.
Wally - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
What look?
Eddie - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, like I'm a roach or something.
mac - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The world could probably use a few more Wallys.
June - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Now, why would a boy in high school possibly want to grow a mustache?
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The usual, 555. Keep 'em cummin' Jan!
Ward - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't you know?
June - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
No.
Ward - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
June, behind every mustache, there's a woman...uh, that didn't come out quite right, but you know what I mean.
Birgitta - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
VN Jan! My Dad actually met "Wally" at a ski lodge in a chair lift. (He was swiggin' a flask of whiskey!) Bad...bad....Wally...
Diva - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job! Eddie Haskell deserves his own parody... any takers?
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The Tony Dow Jones Average just went up 555 points.
Adagio - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody...it really captured Wally's "goody two-shoes" exterior. Who knows what really went on? :D
Guy - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wallace Cleaver, drinking? I am appalled.
June - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...best one i've read this morning....i LOVE beaver
Ward - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wally, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?
sloatead - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
hello mrs. unwin, are your 5's at home?
Mary Ellen - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wally, weren't you a little hard last night?
David Chrenko - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Gosh, Jan, that was SWELL! There are five cookies and a pitcher of cold milk in the refrigerator for you!
Wally - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, gee Mary Ellen, that old Mrs. Rayburn paddled my rear and I think I liked it.
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I thought this was going to be about Wally of "where's Wally" fame, but this was better! Good job!
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
pre-wipe tally - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing: 15 fives
How funny: 15 fives
Overall: 15 fives

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