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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Tenders"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Chicken Tenders"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
Chicken tenders,
Chicken strips,
Nuggets on the go.
Are you made from beaks and lips?
Perhaps I'll never know.
Chicken patties,
Formed and pressed,
Chopped and then shaped round.
Textured protein added too,
And it comes pre-browned.
Fillet of chicken,
Flaked and baked,
Breaks my chicken heart.
Sure I'm eating chicken but,
I don't know which part.
Chicken tenders,
Chicken ears,
Buttholes and tongues too.
I've got chicken out my rear,
Get a cluckin' clue.
(when at last white meat is real
Darling this I know
Prices will go up sky high
Everywhere you go).
Chicken strips,
Nuggets on the go.
Are you made from beaks and lips?
Perhaps I'll never know.
Chicken patties,
Formed and pressed,
Chopped and then shaped round.
Textured protein added too,
And it comes pre-browned.
Fillet of chicken,
Flaked and baked,
Breaks my chicken heart.
Sure I'm eating chicken but,
I don't know which part.
Chicken tenders,
Chicken ears,
Buttholes and tongues too.
I've got chicken out my rear,
Get a cluckin' clue.
(when at last white meat is real
Darling this I know
Prices will go up sky high
Everywhere you go).
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you said chicken but, huh huh huh...5's
The chicken parodies are coming home to roost, but this doesn't make you cock of the walk.
Word-play most fowl and nonsensical - I doth loveth it. 5's
Nice job!
Fives is fives
Was that another chicken joke? (Didn't they used to say that on Laugh-in?)
This is great! Can we dig up Elvis and ask him to sing it? ;-D
There was some fast food commercial a few years ago where customers of "the competition" asked what parts of the chicken were in the nuggets. "Parts is parts" was the answer; can't recall the chain though.
Another example of a yawnish song made much batter Jan! Merry, for all we know he has been dug up and is the subject of the song!
Yummy.
YUM.
M M M Mmmmmmm!
Jan,I missed this-just noticed it in the top 10-congrats! I read it to my husband-we both had a good cluckle. : ) I'm starting to like you more & more. Another chicken song! My hero!
Funny thing is this song came so easy. I was cooped up one day, had the idea scratched in my head, and just thought I'd wing it. Thanks for pecking it out.
Cute song, Jan!
:-) Hehe..cute reply Jan,lol.
MMMmmm, takes me back to the chicken giblets and feet soup I used to have back on the farm.
Cute, Jan! 5's
ABC comp.--444
(ABC) Voted earlier, still love this one!
Another one I thought I'd commented on already - this is brilliant, and so true.
I picture Elvis singing this onstage in Vegas, munching on a supersize side of tenders, dribbling crumbs on his pantsuit. And I mean that as a compliment. Great stuff.
This is great.
I'm embarrassed to say that although I obviously commented before, when I double-checked to vote, it took so I guess those fives weren't fives after all. Great song BTW.
5d. Very nice, though I don't much care for the original.
I'll never look at Chicken Tenders again. 555
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