Song Parodies -> Rikki That's My Cucumber
| Original Song Title: | "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" |
| Original Performer: | Steely Dan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rikki That's My Cucumber" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
I took you shopping, that's OK
I thought our produce aisle time was just for fun
I caught you with a vegetable, quite a firm one
I saw you put it in your cart
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Rikki that's my cucumber
I know you don't have nobody else
Better off going somewhere by yourself
Rikki that's my cucumber
Just go buy one of your own
You can use it to feel better
When you get home
I have a friend in town, of cultivation fame
You can go out ho'ing the garden row
He might have some zucchinis, I don't know
And you could have a brand new start
CHORUS
I'm warning you beware the rind
A dilly of a man you'll find
And you could a change of heart
CHORUS
I thought our produce aisle time was just for fun
I caught you with a vegetable, quite a firm one
I saw you put it in your cart
CHORUS:
Rikki that's my cucumber
I know you don't have nobody else
Better off going somewhere by yourself
Rikki that's my cucumber
Just go buy one of your own
You can use it to feel better
When you get home
I have a friend in town, of cultivation fame
You can go out ho'ing the garden row
He might have some zucchinis, I don't know
And you could have a brand new start
CHORUS
I'm warning you beware the rind
A dilly of a man you'll find
And you could a change of heart
CHORUS
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Rikki, don't need no plumber. Well done, Jan.
Ho'ing in the garden - very clever, Jan. I think you left a word out of your last line, though.
Oops, I sure did.
I liked this inspirationally cylindrical parody. Well done once again, Jan 5's
How Freudian
Does that cucumber come with batteries? :D Great job!
A dilly of a parody
Crazy. Like it a bunch.
Well, this is one cucumber that probably won't show up in Veggie Tales... ;-)
What's next? "Carrot that weight"?
Steely Dan was the name of a vibrator. Coincidence? Wholly enjoyable parody.
Jan Unwin - Well this parody fills a desparate need.....MORE STEELY DAN PARODIES. Hey, is this parody what the word "unencumbered" is about? Or is that is you DON'T have a fresh, firm one around for various body enhancement purposes.
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