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Song Parodies -> "Rikki That's My Cucumber"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Rikki That's My Cucumber"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I took you shopping, that's OK
I thought our produce aisle time was just for fun
I caught you with a vegetable, quite a firm one
I saw you put it in your cart

CHORUS:
Rikki that's my cucumber
I know you don't have nobody else
Better off going somewhere by yourself
Rikki that's my cucumber
Just go buy one of your own
You can use it to feel better
When you get home

I have a friend in town, of cultivation fame
You can go out ho'ing the garden row
He might have some zucchinis, I don't know
And you could have a brand new start

CHORUS

I'm warning you beware the rind
A dilly of a man you'll find
And you could a change of heart

CHORUS

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Guy - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Rikki, don't need no plumber. Well done, Jan.
John Jenkins - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho'ing in the garden - very clever, Jan. I think you left a word out of your last line, though.
Jan Unwin - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, I sure did.
Johnny D - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this inspirationally cylindrical parody. Well done once again, Jan 5's
Tim Hall - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
How Freudian
Stray Pooch - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Does that cucumber come with batteries? :D Great job!
Claude Prez - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
A dilly of a parody
The Great Karlando - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Crazy. Like it a bunch.
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, this is one cucumber that probably won't show up in Veggie Tales... ;-)
Peregrin - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
What's next? "Carrot that weight"?
Jay W - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Steely Dan was the name of a vibrator. Coincidence? Wholly enjoyable parody.
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan Unwin - Well this parody fills a desparate need.....MORE STEELY DAN PARODIES. Hey, is this parody what the word "unencumbered" is about? Or is that is you DON'T have a fresh, firm one around for various body enhancement purposes.

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