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Song Parodies -> "The Only Living Boy With Two Dorks"

Original Song Title:

"The Only Living Boy in New York"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"The Only Living Boy With Two Dorks"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Mom, I was born right on time.
But I know you're not in your prime.
Eye me down below.
Da-n-da-da-n-da-n-da-da here I am,
The only living boy with two dorks.

I see that one is long and the other is short.
I can use one to pee and the other for sport
Hey, I'm gonna be glad someday oh yeah.
Da-n-da-da-n-da-da-n-da-da here I am
The only living boy with two dorks

Half the Docs say it wrong, but I just don't care,
I'll have more to share.

Mom, I don't want surgery
I know I'll be a novelty now.
Hey, let the other guys pine, pine, pine
Da-n-da-da-n-da-da-n-da-da
Want to be like me
The only living boy with two dorks,
The only living boy with two dorks.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Rick D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave one a three and one a two. I have met some women that have gone around with two dorks.
alvin rhodes - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...wonderfully weird...thanks for making me laugh
Birgitta - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
ROTF Jan! 2 "dorks"-hahaha...
Jay W - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm chuckling.
Paul Robinson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, funy stuff. I can't believe I can't remember the original so I can vote on this. But I enjoyed the "Tale of Two Dorks". Hey, maybe your protagonist can get to be in next year's Super Bowl half-time show.
Jeb Bush - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Daddy had 2 dorks, but they were my brothers
Jan Unwin - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Alvin, Birgitta, Jay, Paul, and Jeb. I don't know if many peopel remember the song, but it's one I've always liked.

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