Song Parodies -> I Believe I'm a Fly

Original Song Title:	"I Believe I Can Fly"
Original Performer:	R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:	"I Believe I'm a Fly"
Parody Written by:	Jan Unwin

I used to think that garbage was the best
Until I found that dead squirrel's open chest
But now I know that garbage isn't meat
Enzymes I vomit on the foot I eat
No need to floss 'cuz, I cannot chew it
Use my proboscis, there's nothing to it

(Chorus)
I believe I'm a fly
I believe I'll land on that pie
I see you getting out the Raid bug spray
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe you're the lure
See me buzzing through your ripped screen door
I believe I'm a fly
I believe I'm a fly
I believe I'm a fly

And now I view the world from upside down
My compound eyes are darting all around
Found this cozy dead squirrel nursery-y
Baby maggots are my progeny
My life is ending, my time is near gone
Must lay my eggs now, so I can live on

(Chorus)

'Cos I have eggs in me

My life is ending, my time is near gone
Must lay my eggs now, so I can live on

(Chorus)

If I just spread my wings (I'm a fly)
I'm a fly (I'm a fly)
I'm a fly (I'm a fly)
I'm a fly (I'm a fly)
If I just spread my wings (I'm a fly)
I'm a fly...

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Jack Wilson - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, 5's!

Marianne E. B. Markham - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

*SMACK* oh darn, that fly lived shorter than I thought.... Hehe, nice! I like...

alvin rhodes - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

wonderfully sick and gross....i loved it....i hope there is enough dead squirrel to go around......5s

Rice Cube - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I have NEVER seen such expert use of the word "proboscis".

Meriadoc - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

You made me download an R.Kelly song! Five maggots for you! ;-)

Blondie - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I couldn't stop laughing

Mari D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

At first this looked like a Jeff Goldblum movie reference. You really captured the life of a fly (yuck!), and it's funny as well!

Guy - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Great parody, original and funny - 5's. Later gotta fly.

Lozzie R - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment

This is cool! One disease ridden 5 coming up! Later, someone's got a fly swatter...

Jan Unwin - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, everybody. I appreciate the look and the votes. Personally, I hate maggots. I think they are the grossest thing ever.

Diva - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL!

Chris H. - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment

( Help Me , Help Me! ) , not bad , very graphic , but I still liked it.

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Song Parodies -> I Believe I'm a Fly

"I Believe I Can Fly"

R. Kelly

"I Believe I'm a Fly"

Jan Unwin

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