Fun Music Information -> R. Kelly
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger, R. Kelly and Jay Z, R. Kelly and Celine Dion, R. Kelly and 50 Cent, R. KelleyPerformer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Robert Kelly. Submitted by: soul
Strange Offspring Names:
- Jaya - Submitted by: Felicia Dunham
- Aaliyah-Daena Yakka - I guess he must have had a lot of love 4 Aaliyah. But come on, man! Your Aaliyah isn't even related to THE legend Aaliyah. Submitted by: Ajaraea
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Was Born As A Thai" | "I Believe I Can Fly" | nevergonnaknow |
| "I Believe I'm High" | "I Believe I Can Fly" | Mark |
| "Hex Me" | "Sex Me" | BabyCB |
| "Fried Chicken (Remix)" | "Ignition (Remix)" | Shawntel |
| "Mutation" | "Ignition " | Call me AK |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Believe I Can Fly," | I'd like to see R. Kelly try it. | Junior |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Do You Believe In Magic?" | "I Believe I Can Fly," R Kelly | Peter |
| "Are You Ready to Fly?" | "I Believe I Can Fly," R Kelly | Mark |
| "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison? " | "Bump 'N' Grind," R Kelly | rocky |
| "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" | "In The Kitchen," R.Kelly | Melissa |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.
Jonathan S.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Fry" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Only after you lose the weight.
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Song Parody Recordings:
About a guy's adventure trying to find a bathroom in Wal-Mart. This is only one chapter, hopefully I can do some more soon.
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
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The Caca Man drops another fresh duece on the industry, this time making a parody of the classic R&B song "Ignition (remix) by R. Kelly.
www.soundclick.com: (mp3)
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It's R.Kelly's newest "last song before jail" featuring a conversation with Michael Jackson. Just make sure you click prison if it doesnt start automatically
myspace: (mp3)
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the title says it all, basically about getting drunk and wasting all your money
soundclick: (mp3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I'm the Worlds Greatest" | "I'm the Worlds Fattest" | Gari J |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I'm a Fly" | BananaSplits68 |
| "Ignition" | "Ribbit Nation" | Julio A Robles |
| "Trapped In The Closet: Part One" | "Trapped In My Lyrics: Part One" | "Odd" Lando |
| "Remix to Ignition" | "Remix to the Kitchen" | Danielle and Murphy |
| "Trapped in the Closet, Part One" | "The Mystery of Mamo, Part One" | Ryan Froula |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I Am Bi" | Luminous Veil |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I Can Die" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Trapped In The Closet" | "Trapped In The Allergies part 3" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Trapped In The Closet" | "Trapped In The Allergies part 2" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Burn It Up | Icy Hot | C |
| The Closet (Parts 1-5) | Jerry Springer | Nate |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Anti Drug Ad For LSD | twiddle |
| Ignition | Auto Rapair | julia gulia |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Red Bull Energy Drink | Amanda |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Red Bull | Salma |
| Bump & Grind | Rape Crisis Center | Tosha |
| Step In The Name Of Love | Parapelgic Support Group | Myron |
| I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind) | Sex Addicts Line | SisterGirl |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Learn To Fly Foo Fighters | I Believe I Can Fly R Kelly | I Believe I Can Learn To Fly Looks like R Kelly is training for Superman | naths taylor |
| I'm A Woman Peggy Lee | The World's Greatest R. Kelly | I'm The World's Greatest Woman ...and thank you for noticing! ;) | Ramona B. |
| Just Want You to Know Backstreet Boys | Trapped In the Closet R. Kelly | Just Want You to Know I'm Trapped In the Closet | Max Maxter |
| Baby, Baby Amy Grant | Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby R. Kelly | Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Someone's rather desperate! | Eric Andrews |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Relient Kelly
Relient K. combined with R. Kelly
Submitted By: Bob
Misheard Lyrics:
"Love Signals"
Misheard Lyrics: Now I'm sendin' out those, lovesick gnomes.
Original Lyrics: And I'm sending out those love signals.
| "Home Alone"
Misheard Lyrics: Release the freak in you and lose control.
Original Lyrics: Release the freak and you will lose control.
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"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Then I'd come to realize to watch 'Comic View'.
Original Lyrics: Then I'd come to realize how much I love you.
| "Ingintion Remix"
Misheard Lyrics: My mum's bangin' that brolly
Got every man in here kissin'. Original Lyrics: Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishing. |
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"The Closet [Chapter 4]"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh my God, it's Robert!
Original Lyrics: Oh my God, it's a r****r!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Nate Okay, this is |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Amanda
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I beleive I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
Original Lyrics:
I beleive I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
Submitted by: slick
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of collard greens
You best believe that I'm sore
My mama beat me in the dollar store
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I got shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of collard greens
You best believe that I'm sore
My mama beat me in the dollar store
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Frann
Funny Lyrics:
"Sex In the Kitchen"
The Funny Lyrics: Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Girl I'm ready to toss your salad Why They're Funny: R Kelly just made this song so he could say he likes to toss salads. Too bad most of them 'aren't yet ripe'
Submitted by: Nick
| "Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"
The Funny Lyrics: Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax' Why They're Funny: Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Trapped In The Closet"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm trapped in the closet
he's coming up to the closet he's opening the closet Why They're Repetitive: wow! How much more original can you get?
Submitted by: Rachel Anderson
| "Ignition (Remix)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce Bounce bounce bounce Why They're Repetitive: Didn't spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics there, did you, R.? Then again, it's probably hard to think of more creative lyrics when you're in the back of a squad car.
Submitted by: Bevy
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away Why They're Nonsensical: Well, if you actually DO believe that, i think you are pretty stupid! It's impossible for a human being to fly!
Submitted by: Barry Chuckle
| "Thank God It's Friday"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: thank god its Friday.
Why They're Nonsensical: this song is pointless. its only useful to listen to on a friday- it doesn't make any sense on any other weekday! i cant exactly sing it on a tuesday can i!!!
Submitted by: foxy brown
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like
'So what, I'm drunk' Why They're Misrhymed: Nice try...
Submitted by: Michael S.
| "Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: its the remix 2 ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen Why They're Misrhymed: ignition and kitchen dont rhyme!
Submitted by: Lou xXxXx
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Insulting Lyrics:
"You Remind Me Of Something"
The Insulting Lyrics: You remind me of my jeep
Why They're Insulting: He really knows how to flatter a girl. Not!!
Submitted by: Miss Ann Thrope
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Thoia Thoing"
The Lyrics: Now we off in the Hummer V
Product Brand Name: Hummer
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Trapped in the closet." Length: 83:57
Submitted by: meeeh :)
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Crapped in the troset" originally "Trapped in the Closet"
Submitted by: bobthemagicaligator
Crime Records:
"Pedophilia"
In 2003, R. Kelly got busted for making videos that included teenagers. And once the news came out, Dave Chappelle made fun of him by making the song 'Pee on You'.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Ignition (Remix)"
The Lyrics: Now It's like murder she wrote, once I get you out of them clothes.
Why: Murder She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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