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Fun Music Information -> R. Kelly
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger, R. Kelly and Jay Z, R. Kelly and Celine Dion, R. Kelly and 50 Cent, R. KelleyMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Robert Kelly. Submitted by: soul
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Jaya - Submitted by: Felicia Dunham
- Aaliyah-Daena Yakka - I guess he must have had a lot of love 4 Aaliyah. But come on, man! Your Aaliyah isn't even related to THE legend Aaliyah. Submitted by: Ajaraea
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Was Born As A Thai" | "I Believe I Can Fly" | nevergonnaknow |
| "I Believe I'm High" | "I Believe I Can Fly" | Mark |
| "Hex Me" | "Sex Me" | BabyCB |
| "Fried Chicken (Remix)" | "Ignition (Remix)" | Shawntel |
| "Mutation" | "Ignition " | Call me AK |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Believe I Can Fly," | I'd like to see R. Kelly try it. | Jim |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Two Lovers," Mary Wells | "One Man," R. Kelly | |
| "Take A Message To Mary," The Everly Brothers | "Love Letter," R. Kelly | |
| "When My Back Was Against The Wall," Smokie | "U Saved Me," R. Kelly | |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "Trapped In The Closet," R Kelly | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.
Jonathan S.
Change a Letter:
"Whee I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"
Jessica Childress
"When I Think About Lou" originally "When I Think About You"
Jessica Childress
"Then I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"
Candy Welty
"I Believe I Can Fry" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Only after you lose the weight.
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Recordings:
Apr 9
a parody of "Feelin' On Yo Booty" by R. Kelly
the title says it all, basically about getting drunk and wasting all your money
soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Your Body's Callin' (His & Hers Extended Remix)" | "Your Body's Callin' (Lustin' After Jazmin Mix)" | Ty G |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I Eat Pie" | BenSwitzer |
| "I'm the Worlds Greatest" | "I'm the Worlds Fattest" | Gari J |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I'm a Fly" | BananaSplits68 |
| "Ignition" | "Ribbit Nation" | Julio A Robles |
| "Trapped In The Closet: Part One" | "Trapped In My Lyrics: Part One" | "Odd" Lando |
| "Remix to Ignition" | "Remix to the Kitchen" | Danielle and Murphy |
| "Trapped in the Closet, Part One" | "The Mystery of Mamo, Part One" | Ryan Froula |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I Am Bi" | Luminous Veil |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I Can Die" | Dylan Baranski |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Burn It Up | Icy Hot | C |
| The Closet (Parts 1-5) | Jerry Springer | Nate |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Anti Drug Ad For LSD | twiddle |
| Ignition | Auto Rapair | julia gulia |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Red Bull Energy Drink | Amanda |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Red Bull | Salma |
| Bump & Grind | Rape Crisis Center | Tosha |
| Step In The Name Of Love | Parapelgic Support Group | Myron |
| I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind) | Sex Addicts Line | SisterGirl |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Learn To Fly Foo Fighters | I Believe I Can Fly R Kelly | I Believe I Can Learn To Fly Looks like R Kelly is training for Superman | naths taylor |
| I'm A Woman Peggy Lee | The World's Greatest R. Kelly | I'm The World's Greatest Woman ...and thank you for noticing! ;) | Ramona B. |
| Just Want You to Know Backstreet Boys | Trapped In the Closet R. Kelly | Just Want You to Know I'm Trapped In the Closet | Max Maxter |
| Baby, Baby Amy Grant | Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby R. Kelly | Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Someone's rather desperate! | Eric Andrews |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Reckless R. Kelly
Reckless Kelly combined with R. Kelly
Just so you know, R. Kelly's initial does NOT stand for Reckless.
Submitted By: Larry
Relient Kelly
Relient K. combined with R. Kelly
Submitted By: Bob
R. Kelly Clarkson
R. Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Whatsmyname
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics: Irish, Irish, Irish
Original Lyrics: I Wish, I Wish, I Wish
| "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics: I think about it every naughty day.
Original Lyrics: I think about it every night and day.
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"Gotham City"
Misheard Lyrics: We all need it, can't live without it, Carphone City.
Original Lyrics: We all need it, can't live without it, Gotham City.
| "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics: You see me run into that open door
Original Lyrics: You see me running through that open door
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"The Closet [Chapter 4]"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh my God, it's Robert!
Original Lyrics: Oh my God, it's a r****r!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Nate Okay, this is |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Amanda
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I beleive I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
Original Lyrics:
I beleive I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
Submitted by: slick
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of collard greens
You best believe that I'm sore
My mama beat me in the dollar store
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I got shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of collard greens
You best believe that I'm sore
My mama beat me in the dollar store
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Frann
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Snake"
The Funny Lyrics: Like two gorillas in the jungle makin' love
Why They're Funny: This is so funny that only R Kelly could get away with it.
Submitted by: J.B.
| "Sex In the Kitchen"
The Funny Lyrics: Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Girl I'm ready to toss your salad Why They're Funny: R Kelly just made this song so he could say he likes to toss salads. Too bad most of them 'aren't yet ripe'
Submitted by: Nick
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Trapped In The Closet"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm trapped in the closet
he's coming up to the closet he's opening the closet Why They're Repetitive: wow! How much more original can you get?
Submitted by: Rachel Anderson
| "Ignition (Remix)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce Bounce bounce bounce Why They're Repetitive: Didn't spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics there, did you, R.? Then again, it's probably hard to think of more creative lyrics when you're in the back of a squad car.
Submitted by: Bevy
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away Why They're Nonsensical: Well, if you actually DO believe that, I think you are pretty stupid! It's impossible for a human being to fly!
Submitted by: Barry Chuckle
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like
'So what, I'm drunk' Why They're Misrhymed: Nice try...
Submitted by: Michael S.
| "Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: its the remix 2 ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen Why They're Misrhymed: ignition and kitchen dont rhyme!
Submitted by: Lou xXxXx
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Thoia Thoing"
The Lyrics: Now we off in the Hummer V
Product Brand Name: Hummer
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
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Song Title Space Change:
"Trap Ped In The Closet" originally "Trapped In The Closet"
So, that's where they're sending pedestrians, now
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Song Title Anagrams:
"Hey, No Love!" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"No Holy Eve" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Oh, One Levy" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Envoy Hole" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Love Honey" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Trapped in the closet." Length: 83:57
Submitted by: meeeh :)
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Crapped in the troset" originally "Trapped in the Closet"
Submitted by: bobthemagicaligator
Crime Records:
"Pedophilia"
In 2003, R. Kelly got busted for making videos that included teenagers. And once the news came out, Dave Chappelle made fun of him by making the song 'Pee on You'.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Throat Surgery"
A spokesman for R. Kelly says the R&B singer is suffering complications from throat surgery and will miss promotional appearances for the his new album and memoir. Kelly had surgery last year to treat an abscess on his vocal cords. Kelly's new album "Write Me Back" was released recently with his memoir due to be released soon.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Ignition (Remix)"
The Lyrics: Now It's like murder she wrote, once I get you out of them clothes.
Why: Murder She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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