Fun Music Information -> R. Kelly

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger, R. Kelly and Jay Z, R. Kelly and Celine Dion, R. Kelly and 50 Cent, R. Kelley

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Robert Kelly. Submitted by: soul

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Jaya - Submitted by: Felicia Dunham
  • Aaliyah-Daena Yakka - I guess he must have had a lot of love 4 Aaliyah. But come on, man! Your Aaliyah isn't even related to THE legend Aaliyah. Submitted by: Ajaraea

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I Was Born As A Thai""I Believe I Can Fly"nevergonnaknow
"I Believe I'm High""I Believe I Can Fly"Mark
"Hex Me""Sex Me"BabyCB
"Fried Chicken (Remix)""Ignition (Remix)"Shawntel
"Mutation""Ignition "Call me AK

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Believe I Can Fly,"I'd like to see R. Kelly try it.Junior

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Do You Believe In Magic?""I Believe I Can Fly," R KellyPeter
"Are You Ready to Fly?""I Believe I Can Fly," R KellyMark
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison? ""Bump 'N' Grind," R Kellyrocky
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody""In The Kitchen," R.KellyMelissa
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.
Jonathan S.

Song Parody Recordings:

Nov 12 "Trapped in the Bathroom" by Karl Yaridovich a parody of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly
About a guy's adventure trying to find a bathroom in Wal-Mart. This is only one chapter, hopefully I can do some more soon. Soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)
Nov 23 "Sh*ttin (remix)" by The Caca Man a parody of "Ignition (remix)" by R. Kelly
The Caca Man drops another fresh duece on the industry, this time making a parody of the classic R&B song "Ignition (remix) by R. Kelly. www.soundclick.com: (mp3) (Comments)
Sep 21 "Prison Remix" by BLO-TOWN a parody of "Ignition Remix" by R.Kelly
It's R.Kelly's newest "last song before jail" featuring a conversation with Michael Jackson. Just make sure you click prison if it doesnt start automatically myspace: (mp3) (Comments)
Apr 9 "Sippin' On My 40" by Wolveroses a parody of "Feelin' On Yo Booty" by R. Kelly
the title says it all, basically about getting drunk and wasting all your money soundclick: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Believe I Can Fly""We All Wish We Could Fly"Dr Music
"Trapped In The Closet: Part One""Trapped In My Lyrics: Part One""Odd" Lando
"Remix to Ignition""Remix to the Kitchen"Danielle and Murphy
"Trapped in the Closet, Part One""The Mystery of Mamo, Part One"Ryan Froula
"I Believe I Can Fly""I Believe I Am Bi"Luminous Veil
"I Believe I Can Fly""I Believe I Can Die"Dylan Baranski
"Trapped In The Closet""Trapped In The Allergies part 3"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Trapped In The Closet""Trapped In The Allergies part 2"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Trapped In The Closet""Trapped In The Allergies part 1"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Burn It Up""Eat It Up"Railok

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Burn It UpIcy HotC
The Closet (Parts 1-5)Jerry SpringerNate
I Believe I Can Fly Anti Drug Ad For LSDtwiddle
IgnitionAuto Rapairjulia gulia
I Believe I Can FlyRed Bull Energy DrinkAmanda
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Believe I Can FlyRed BullSalma
Bump & GrindRape Crisis CenterTosha
Step In The Name Of LoveParapelgic Support GroupMyron
I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind)Sex Addicts LineSisterGirl

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Learn To Fly
   Foo Fighters
I Believe I Can Fly
   R Kelly
I Believe I Can Learn To Fly
Looks like R Kelly is training for Superman
naths taylor
I'm A Woman
   Peggy Lee
The World's Greatest
   R. Kelly
I'm The World's Greatest Woman
...and thank you for noticing! ;)
Ramona B.
Just Want You to Know
   Backstreet Boys
Trapped In the Closet
   R. Kelly
Just Want You to Know I'm Trapped In the Closet
Max Maxter
Baby, Baby
   Amy Grant
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby
   R. Kelly
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby
Someone's rather desperate!
Eric Andrews
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Relient Kelly
Relient K. combined with R. Kelly
Submitted By: Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Signals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm sendin' out those, lovesick gnomes.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sending out those love signals.
"Home Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Release the freak in you and lose control.
Original Lyrics:
Release the freak and you will lose control.
"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I'd come to realize to watch 'Comic View'.
Original Lyrics:
Then I'd come to realize how much I love you.
"Ingintion Remix"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mum's bangin' that brolly
Got every man in here kissin'.
Original Lyrics:
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishing.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"The Closet [Chapter 4]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's Robert!
Original Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's a r****r!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Nate

Okay, this is After R. Kelly calls up his house and a man answers the phone. He gets mad, drives home with a speeding ticket, comes home, and his wife tells him that his brother came to the house. After that he says he's sorry, and they do stuff without protection. A few moments later, he gets tired, pulls the sheets back and finds a condom. At first when I heard the song and he said 'a r****r', it sounded like he said 'Robert'. I was thinking, 'LOL, the dude was there the whole time?'

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I beleive I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
Original Lyrics:
I beleive I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
Submitted by: slick
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of collard greens
You best believe that I'm sore
My mama beat me in the dollar store
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Frann
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I'm gon' die
I just got shot by the F.B.I.
Original Lyrics:
I believe i can fly
i believe i can touch the sky
Submitted by: phukemol

Funny Lyrics:

"Sex In the Kitchen"
The Funny Lyrics:
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
Why They're Funny:
R Kelly just made this song so he could say he likes to toss salads. Too bad most of them 'aren't yet ripe'
Submitted by: Nick
"Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'
Why They're Funny:
Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Trapped In The Closet"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm trapped in the closet
he's coming up to the closet
he's opening the closet
Why They're Repetitive:
wow! How much more original can you get?
Submitted by: Rachel Anderson
"Ignition (Remix)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce bounce bounce
Why They're Repetitive:
Didn't spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics there, did you, R.? Then again, it's probably hard to think of more creative lyrics when you're in the back of a squad car.
Submitted by: Bevy
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"I Believe I Can Fly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, if you actually DO believe that, i think you are pretty stupid! It's impossible to fly!
Submitted by: Barry Chuckle
"Thank God It's Friday"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
thank god its Friday.
Why They're Nonsensical:
this song is pointless. its only useful to listen to on a friday- it doesn't make any sense on any other weekday! i cant exactly sing it on a tuesday can i!!!
Submitted by: foxy brown
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like
'So what, I'm drunk'
Why They're Misrhymed:
Nice try...
Submitted by: Michael S.
"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
its the remix 2 ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen
Why They're Misrhymed:
ignition and kitchen dont rhyme!
Submitted by: Lou xXxXx

Insulting Lyrics:

"You Remind Me Of Something"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You remind me of my jeep
Why They're Insulting:
He really knows how to flatter a girl. Not!!
Submitted by: Miss Ann Thrope
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Thoia Thoing"
The Lyrics:
Now we off in the Hummer V
Product Brand Name:
Hummer
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Crapped in the troset" originally "Trapped in the Closet"
Submitted by: bobthemagicaligator

Crime Records:

"Pedophilia"
In 2003, R. Kelly got busted for making videos that included teenagers. And once the news came out, Dave Chappelle made fun of him by making the song 'Pee on You'.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Ignition (Remix)"
The Lyrics:
Now It's like murder she wrote, once I get you out of them clothes.
Why:
Murder She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 
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