Fun Music Information -> R. Kelly

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger, R. Kelly and Jay Z, R. Kelly and Celine Dion, R. Kelly and 50 Cent, R. Kelley

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Robert Kelly. Submitted by: soul

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

Jaya - Submitted by: Felicia Dunham
Aaliyah-Daena Yakka - I guess he must have had a lot of love 4 Aaliyah. But come on, man! Your Aaliyah isn't even related to THE legend Aaliyah. Submitted by: Ajaraea

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"I Was Born As A Thai"	"I Believe I Can Fly"	nevergonnaknow
"I Believe I'm High"	"I Believe I Can Fly"	Mark
"Hex Me"	"Sex Me"	BabyCB
"Fried Chicken (Remix)"	"Ignition (Remix)"	Shawntel
"Mutation"	"Ignition "	Call me AK
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"I Believe I Can Fly,"	I'd like to see R. Kelly try it.	Jim

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"When My Back Was Against The Wall," Smokie	"U Saved Me," R. Kelly
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch	"Trapped In The Closet," R Kelly
"Do You Believe In Magic?," The Lovin' Spoonful	"I Believe I Can Fly," R Kelly
"Are You Ready to Fly?," Shaquille O'Neal	"I Believe I Can Fly," R Kelly
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"

That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.

Jonathan S.

Change a Letter:

"Whee I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"

Jessica Childress

"When I Think About Lou" originally "When I Think About You"

Jessica Childress

"Then I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"

Candy Welty

"I Believe I Can Fry" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"

Only after you lose the weight.

Cape Canaveral Lavigne

Recordings:

Apr 9 "Sippin' On My 40" by Wolveroses a parody of "Feelin' On Yo Booty" by R. Kelly

the title says it all, basically about getting drunk and wasting all your money soundclick: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Your Body's Callin' (His & Hers Extended Remix)"	"Your Body's Callin' (Lustin' After Jazmin Mix)"	Ty G
"I Believe I Can Fly"	"I Believe I Eat Pie"	BenSwitzer
"I'm the Worlds Greatest"	"I'm the Worlds Fattest"	Gari J
"I Believe I Can Fly"	"I Believe I'm a Fly"	BananaSplits68
"Ignition"	"Ribbit Nation"	Julio A Robles
"Trapped In The Closet: Part One"	"Trapped In My Lyrics: Part One"	"Odd" Lando
"Remix to Ignition"	"Remix to the Kitchen"	Danielle and Murphy
"Trapped in the Closet, Part One"	"The Mystery of Mamo, Part One"	Ryan Froula
"I Believe I Can Fly"	"I Believe I Am Bi"	Luminous Veil
"I Believe I Can Fly"	"I Believe I Can Die"	Dylan Baranski
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Burn It Up	Icy Hot	C
The Closet (Parts 1-5)	Jerry Springer	Nate
I Believe I Can Fly	Anti Drug Ad For LSD	twiddle
Ignition	Auto Rapair	julia gulia
I Believe I Can Fly	Red Bull Energy Drink	Amanda
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
I Believe I Can Fly	Red Bull	Salma
Bump & Grind	Rape Crisis Center	Tosha
Step In The Name Of Love	Parapelgic Support Group	Myron
I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind)	Sex Addicts Line	SisterGirl

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Learn To Fly Foo Fighters	I Believe I Can Fly R Kelly	I Believe I Can Learn To Fly Looks like R Kelly is training for Superman	naths taylor
I'm A Woman Peggy Lee	The World's Greatest R. Kelly	I'm The World's Greatest Woman ...and thank you for noticing! ;)	Ramona B.
Just Want You to Know Backstreet Boys	Trapped In the Closet R. Kelly	Just Want You to Know I'm Trapped In the Closet	Max Maxter
Baby, Baby Amy Grant	Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby R. Kelly	Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Someone's rather desperate!	Eric Andrews
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Relient Kelly

Relient K. combined with R. Kelly

Submitted By: Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Believe I Can Fly" Misheard Lyrics: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch this guy. Original Lyrics: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.	"She's Got That Vibe" Misheard Lyrics: You've got that pie-pie-pie Original Lyrics: You've got that vibe-vibe-vibe
"I Believe I Can Fly" Misheard Lyrics: I believe I can die, I believe I can Suicide Original Lyrics: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky	"Love Signals" Misheard Lyrics: Now I'm sendin' out those, lovesick gnomes. Original Lyrics: And I'm sending out those love signals.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The Closet [Chapter 4]"

Misheard Lyrics:

Oh my God, it's Robert!

Original Lyrics:

Oh my God, it's a r****r!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Nate

Okay, this is After R. Kelly calls up his house and a man answers the phone. He gets mad, drives home with a speeding ticket, comes home, and his wife tells him that his brother came to the house. After that he says he's sorry, and they do stuff without protection. A few moments later, he gets tired, pulls the sheets back and finds a condom. At first when I heard the song and he said 'a r****r', it sounded like he said 'Robert'. I was thinking, 'LOL, the dude was there the whole time?'

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

Better Lyrics:

I believe I can fly

I stole a plane from the FBI

All I wanted was a chicken wing

From McDonald's or Burger King

I believe I can fly

I stole a plane from the FBI

All I wanted was a Popsicle

But I ended up in the hospital

Original Lyrics:

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Spread my wings and fly away

I believe I can soar

I see me running through that open door

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

Submitted by: Amanda

"I Believe I Can Fly"

Better Lyrics:

I beleive I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more

Original Lyrics:

I beleive I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door

Submitted by: slick

"I Believe I Can Fly"

Better Lyrics:

I believe I can die
I got shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of collard greens
You best believe that I'm sore
My mama beat me in the dollar store
I believe I can die
I believe I can die

Original Lyrics:

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

Submitted by: Frann

There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Sex In the Kitchen"

The Funny Lyrics:

Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Girl I'm ready to toss your salad

Why They're Funny:

R Kelly just made this song so he could say he likes to toss salads. Too bad most of them 'aren't yet ripe'

Submitted by: Nick

"Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"

The Funny Lyrics:

Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'

Why They're Funny:

Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Trapped In The Closet" The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm trapped in the closet he's coming up to the closet he's opening the closet Why They're Repetitive: wow! How much more original can you get? Submitted by: Rachel Anderson	"Ignition (Remix)" The Repetitive Lyrics: Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Bounce, bounce, bounce Bounce bounce bounce Why They're Repetitive: Didn't spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics there, did you, R.? Then again, it's probably hard to think of more creative lyrics when you're in the back of a squad car. Submitted by: Bevy
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

Why They're Nonsensical:

Well, if you actually DO believe that, I think you are pretty stupid! It's impossible for a human being to fly!

Submitted by: Barry Chuckle

"Ignition (Remix)"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

It's like 'Murder She Wrote'
When I get you out them clothes

Why They're Nonsensical:

Not only does R. Kelly prove again that he is an English Major *cough* Child molestor *cough* but what does he mean be Muder She Wrote. The only explanation I can come up with is that he is boning Murder she Wrote's Angela Lansbury.!?!?! *shudder*

Submitted by: Mike

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Ignition"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like
'So what, I'm drunk'

Why They're Misrhymed:

Nice try...

Submitted by: Michael S.

"Ignition"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

its the remix 2 ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen

Why They're Misrhymed:

ignition and kitchen dont rhyme!

Submitted by: Lou xXxXx

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Thoia Thoing"

The Lyrics:

Now we off in the Hummer V

Product Brand Name:

Hummer

Submitted by: bobpiecheese

Song Title Space Change:

"Trap Ped In The Closet" originally "Trapped In The Closet"

So, that's where they're sending pedestrians, now

Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Trapped in the closet." Length: 83:57

Submitted by: meeeh :)

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Crapped in the troset" originally "Trapped in the Closet"

Submitted by: bobthemagicaligator

Crime Records:

"Pedophilia"

In 2003, R. Kelly got busted for making videos that included teenagers. And once the news came out, Dave Chappelle made fun of him by making the song 'Pee on You'.

Submitted by: Paul Warren