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Funniest Lyrics, R. Kelly

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R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
The Funny Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
Why They're funny:
You live in a time when commercial air travel is affordable for many people, and you only *believe* you can fly?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
R. Kelly's, "Snake"
The Funny Lyrics:
Like two gorillas in the jungle makin' love
Why They're funny:
This is so funny that only R Kelly could get away with it.
Submitted by: J.B.
R. Kelly's, "Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'
Why They're funny:
Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.
Submitted by: Devil Jones

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