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R. Kelly's, "Ignition (Remix)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hot and fresh out tha kitchen...
I'm like so what I'm drunk
I'm like so what I'm drunk
Why They're funny:
Both these lines are so funny cuz they both remind me of him being with a little girl... the girl 'hot and fresh out tha kitchen' meaning young... d*mn man you musta been real drunk
Submitted by: Gurl
R. Kelly's, "Ignition (Remix)"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's the freakin weekend baby
Im about to have me some fun
Im about to have me some fun
Why They're funny:
Hopefully its not with little gurls this time
Submitted by: babygurl
R. Kelly's, "Ignition (Remix)"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's the freakin' weekend
Why They're funny:
Ok, I know you were in jail periodically and fined for Kiddie Porn, but can't you afford a rhyming dictionary?
Submitted by: Zen_kitten
R. Kelly's, "Thoi Thoing"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm frozen thanks the Jacob the jewl(ah).
Why They're funny:
R. Kelly is saying he has so much 'ice' on him, as in jewelry, that he is frozen. That's a pretty funny way of putting it.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
R. Kelly's, "Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'
Why They're funny:
Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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