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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Freak, I'm The Fly"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Freak, I'm The Fly"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Help me!!!! Help me!!!!
Built this machine used for transportation
Ignored that buzzing bug and now look wrong
You think I'm gross wouldn't touch me with gloves
My body now has six dangling arms

Thanks to that insect... I'm now a mutant...
Horror movie reject... It's such a nuisance...

Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Human geek now has compound eyes
I dig through garbage like it's a buffet
Grew huge wings and skin turned grey
Fly swatter made me sore
I tried ducking now I'm on the floor
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Hear my squeak: "I'M THE FLY"
Things look bleak as the Fly

See our bodies were merged while playing God
Sometimes science can be so odd
I'd have tentacles if mixed with octopi
But as for now I've turned into The Fly

I'll hear you freak out due to my beaked mouth
Must of had a defect, Frogs I will deflect

Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Like a scene starring Vincent Price
To eat I vomit, It's a grim display
Rotten things are my fish fillet
I might swim in your soup
Whine to the waiter since I chill on poop
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Stuff that reeks makes me sigh
Stagnant creeks sure delight

Now my friends won't speak to me, oh

There's no enjoyment... As an annoyance (as an annoyance)
So small and pathetic... My life is hectic

Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
It's obscene miss my human life
So damn obnoxious when you use that spray
That lamp stings when I am tased
What should be my main course?
It's disgusting when I eat, Of corpse!
Heard your shriek: "It's a Fly" (It's a Fly!)
Such a creep as the Fly (As the Fly)
World stinks as the Fly (As the Fly)

Hate this tiny, gross physique
As a fly
Stupid fly (Stupid fly)
Nasty fly, hey (Nasty fly)
Help get my body tweaked
To a guy-iy-iy-iy
Ugh, Guy-iy-iy
The security code is DLY which is soooooo close to being FLY like one letter off on the keyboard.

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Rob Arndt - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
This parody is generating a lot of buzz...555!
ann - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
ewu ewu I mean he he
giblet o'sarcasm - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Excellent parody! I could see this done to a YouTube video of clips from "The Fly" (David Hedison or Jeff Goldblum version).
Blaydeman - January 17, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't know, man. I found this parody to be a little clunky. Even the title is a little like that. There were a lot of interesting word usage in this thing that made it feel overly complicated lyrically. The great thing about the OS is that it's so simple. Especially the chorus. Rhymewise it doesn't get much simpler than that. I liked the idea and love the source material, but I didn't find this to be one of your strongest work.
Matthias - January 18, 2016 - Report this comment
To each one's own. Thanks for your honesty Blaydeman.
Max Power - January 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Burn it and it can fry. Good work by the way.
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy crap, this was brilliant! Really read like you were having fun as you were writing it (maybe as much as I did with my own take on the topic http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/justintimberlake0.shtml) and so I had a lot of fun singing along to the melodramatic OS. 555!
Abbott Skelding - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Overall, not bad...but I have to agree with Blaydeman on the clunky-ness. I think it's the inclusion of "please"...which I know you need for the pacing. Other than that, it was really well written and a lot of laughs. Good job!

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