-> "Please Don't Freak, I'm The Fly"
Original Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Freak, I'm The Fly"
The Lyrics
Built this machine used for transportation
Ignored that buzzing bug and now look wrong
You think I'm gross wouldn't touch me with gloves
My body now has six dangling arms
Thanks to that insect... I'm now a mutant...
Horror movie reject... It's such a nuisance...
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Human geek now has compound eyes
I dig through garbage like it's a buffet
Grew huge wings and skin turned grey
Fly swatter made me sore
I tried ducking now I'm on the floor
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Hear my squeak: "I'M THE FLY"
Things look bleak as the Fly
See our bodies were merged while playing God
Sometimes science can be so odd
I'd have tentacles if mixed with octopi
But as for now I've turned into The Fly
I'll hear you freak out due to my beaked mouth
Must of had a defect, Frogs I will deflect
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Like a scene starring Vincent Price
To eat I vomit, It's a grim display
Rotten things are my fish fillet
I might swim in your soup
Whine to the waiter since I chill on poop
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
Stuff that reeks makes me sigh
Stagnant creeks sure delight
Now my friends won't speak to me, oh
There's no enjoyment... As an annoyance (as an annoyance)
So small and pathetic... My life is hectic
Please don't freak, I'm the Fly
It's obscene miss my human life
So damn obnoxious when you use that spray
That lamp stings when I am tased
What should be my main course?
It's disgusting when I eat, Of corpse!
Heard your shriek: "It's a Fly" (It's a Fly!)
Such a creep as the Fly (As the Fly)
World stinks as the Fly (As the Fly)
Hate this tiny, gross physique
As a fly
Stupid fly (Stupid fly)
Nasty fly, hey (Nasty fly)
Help get my body tweaked
To a guy-iy-iy-iy
Ugh, Guy-iy-iy
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