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Song Parodies -> "Wok Star"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Star"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Wok Star"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Ludacris & Kid Rock. He makes some mean mean Asian cuisine.
Intro: Rice!
St-st-st-stir fry and bag it
I’m a wok star
Just refer to Zagat
You like rice?
S-s-s-soy sauce in packets?
I’m a wok star
So you know I have it
I’m like…

Chorus: Hey, I’m a wok star, baby
Up in the kitchen
Makin’ your tongues go crazy
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
Tossin’ woks like that
I must be a wok star, baby!

Verse 1: I’m gonna steam your body
Your body like a pork dumpling
Eat like Takeru Kobayashi, watching, like that’s pork stuffing
More kick than karate
You prob’ly think that it’s nothing
Tell them wooden sticks get down to business
And you feel that yum thing
I got you toastin’, you’re mostly toastin’
Like a roasted duck
And I’m not a letter but I’m postin’, boastin’
A whole host of stuff
Don’t wanna force a plate to choose
Tell you what the thang to do
Stack it up higher, have one of ea-each or maybe two
I’ll hold ya, I’ll hold ya down
I’m just like gravity
And my, my spring rolls, my spring rolls
Drowned in much sapidity
And now grab a little bit of that lo mein
The flavors will make you go insane
Then your buttons are bustin’, causin’ some cussin’
Lustily scream my name
Bring a bottle of Tums
Or just don’t give an eff
How many plates can be munched
Before you are ate to death
Some will call me a chef
Ludicrous, is what I’m sayin’
With a little pinch of sage and a wok like this
I got everybody payin’!

Chorus: Hey, I’m a wok star, baby
Up in the kitchen
Makin’ your lunch so flav’ry
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
Tossin’ woks like that
I must be a wok star, baby!
Hey, I’m a wok star baby
Glazin’ all this beef and chicken
Got me brazen
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
It’s order up when you’re a wok star, baby!

Verse 2: Boy, you’re belly’s so full
How you get that belt around it?
But you fill up a bowl
Take your fork and Gen’ral Tso it
It ain’t hard in the back
To make food so sweet, you scream about it
It’s like my crab is crack
The way you got me eating out it
I’m tellin’ you now the way I cook
Gon’ lead to mouth hurtin’
Trying my wonton soup
‘Bout to have you loud slurpin’
Yelps’ll put me in the know
If you’re ever food surfin’
My apps are on a roll
Cleaned plate, more servin’s
Call me Jackie, cuz now
Cuz now I’m in my Rush Hour
Once I feed you, feed you
Gon’ want some of my sweet sour
Roastin’ it hard, roastin’ it hard
Cookin’ up my power
Makin’ you, makin’ you
Crave more in a half hour
No Mandarin, I’m ‘bout to serve you Cantonese
Up in my spot, you’re screamin’
“Seconds please, seconds please!”
Man, get me and Buddha on a stove
Five stars is guaranteed
Everybody’s ‘bout to tweet
This is what my Yelps should read

Chorus: Hey, I’m a wok star, baby
Up in the kitchen
Make egg foo young so sav’ry
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
Tossin’ woks like that
I must be a wok star, baby!
Hey, I’m a wok star baby
Blazin’ all these ribs and veggies
Got me flamin’
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
It’s order up when you’re a wok star, baby!

Bridge: I got more tea than a cup
I got more dishes to share
Just lazy susan this stuff
Cuz I’m a wok star, baby!
You chow on this grub
Wanna get your fortune cookie
All the fortunes read, “see you again”
Cuz I’m a wok star, baby!
Plus we deliver
Yes we deliver!
Yes we deliver!
Everybody in the city, come on it’s easy
To see the wok star!

Chorus: Hey, I’m a wok star, baby
Up in the kitchen
Makin’ your tongues go crazy
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
Tossin’ woks like that
I must be a wok star, baby!
Hey, I’m a wok star baby
Glazin’ all this beef and chicken
Got me brazen
Hey, who’s the wok star, baby?
It’s order up when you’re a wok star, baby!

Outro: Rice!
St-st-st-stir fry and bag it
I’m a wok star
Just refer to Zagat
You like rice?
S-s-s-soy sauce in packets?
I’m a wok star
So you know I have it
I’m like…

Rice!
St-st-st-stir fry and bag it
I’m a wok star
Just refer to Zagat
You like rice?
S-s-s-soy sauce in packets?
I’m a wok star
So you know I have it

[Fade out]
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Matthias - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Sandwiched by food tunes. This one was just as tasty!
Max Power - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
555 calories for this tune.
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I got a little lost in the verses, but that's a) my lack of knowledge when it comes so cuisine, Asian or otherwise and b) I haven't listened to the OS in a while, but you really pulled out all the stops writing-wise here. Fantastic work, even with the repeated chorus at the end. 555 fortune cookies!
Abbott Skelding - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but you nailed it! Perfect title switch and you didn't seem to lose steam as you went along. Nicely done!

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