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Song Parodies -> "All My Fault (For Real)"

Original Song Title:

"All My Fault"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"All My Fault (For Real)"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I wonder if this fellow had this song in his head for every time he has had to stand in court, regardless of whatever criminal behaviour he got away with. Well, at least until recently around the time this song got posted.
(Verse 1)
Woah, oh
Woah, oh

Lied about your age to me
Married a minor no parents plea
Fake legal documents full of shame
She did what she did all for bad fame
(That’s my bad)
Peeing on minors
(That’s my bad)
Like Blaaack Jeffrey Epstein
(That’s my bad)
I’m always met with scorn getting off on child porn
And that’s because I’m trapped in a prison-on-on

(Chorus)
It’s all my fault
My crimes don’t halt
It’s all my fault
My crimes don’t halt

(Verse 2)
No longer hearing my music on streaming sites
Going in and out of courtrooms on children’s rights
Only God can mute me when I troll my crimes
Sex cults, violence, obstruction, racketeering crimes
(That’s my bad)
Peeing on minors
(That’s my bad)
Like Blaaack Jeffrey Epstein
(That’s my bad)
I’m always met with scorn getting off on child porn
And that’s because I’m trapped in a prison-on-on

(Chorus)
It’s all my fault
Yes my crimes don’t halt
Yes my crimes don’t halt
And I’m sorry Gayle
You pour the salt
Said It's all my fault (yeah)
You pour the salt
All my

(Verse 3)
First of all got probation for battery (oh-oh)
Second of all I’ll brainwash all my young girls with flattery
Third of all blast my tunes disorderly down the street
Fourth of all pay child support with gag order
Got tired of paid settlements charity cash gone
All my albums and a Grammy awarder
Now I got a cellmate watching me on the johhhhhhhhhhn

(Chorus)
And it’s all my fault
My crimes don’t halt
It’s all my fault
And it’s all my fault
My crimes don’t halt
I could not help myself
Said it’s all my fault
Now I wear orange
My crimes don’t halt
And now I gotta live with it live with it live with it
It’s all my fault
No-one else but me
No matter how many votes this gets, I am not writing a parody about Britney Spears and her conservatorship drama. I don't know which one of her songs works best. Open to suggestions in the comment section. No matter how old the comment that gets posted.

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2LD4U - October 06, 2021 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!

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