Song Parodies -> Straight From the Cart
| Original Song Title: | "Straight From the Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Bryan Adams |
| Parody Song Title: | "Straight From the Cart" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
I could start shopping but it'd never end
As long as I'm cruising the store I'll pretend
And I'm eating
Straight from the cart
You said it's easy but who's to say
I think it's got to be much cheaper this way
I know it's easier
Eating straight from the cart
Give it to me straight from the cart
Help me tear these boxes apart
You know I'll never pay - as long as I stay
Eating straight from the cart
I'll hide the wrappers and bottles somewhere
No one will find them behind these Depends underwear
I like eating
Straight from the cart
Give it to me straight from the cart
I don't have cook or clean at Shop-Mart
You know I'll eat cheap - as long as I keep
Eating straight from the cart
As long as I'm cruising the store I'll pretend
And I'm eating
Straight from the cart
You said it's easy but who's to say
I think it's got to be much cheaper this way
I know it's easier
Eating straight from the cart
Give it to me straight from the cart
Help me tear these boxes apart
You know I'll never pay - as long as I stay
Eating straight from the cart
I'll hide the wrappers and bottles somewhere
No one will find them behind these Depends underwear
I like eating
Straight from the cart
Give it to me straight from the cart
I don't have cook or clean at Shop-Mart
You know I'll eat cheap - as long as I keep
Eating straight from the cart
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Great concept, and very funny.
I think its a kewl concept, I just might make a music video out of it, about a guy going into a store and just throwing stuff into his cart and hiding somewhere eating the food, what a way to save $$$$ and also WHAT A CONCEPT !!!!!!!
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