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Song Parodies -> "Lancing It Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing With Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Lancing It Myself"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Just a few shorts weeks ago-o
Something strange had started to grow-o
Got a fluid collection
That needs a dissection
So I'm lancing it myself

When there's no doctor in sight
And I've waited half the night
Well I wait so long
For my alleviation
So I'm lancing it myself

Oh lancing it myself
Took a scalpel from the shelf
Well there's nothing to lose
When the thing starts to ooze
I'll be lancing it myself

So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself

So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself

Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
I had nothing to lose
And again I would choose
To lance it by myself

So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself

So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself

Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That sucker by myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance...

Ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow

Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself
Lancing it myself

So please don't make a fuss
May as well save some bucks
Lack of medical aid
No need to persuade
me to lance it by myself

So let's sink another drink
And watch that sucker shrink
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
That big old boil myself

Oh lancing it myself
Oh lancing it myself
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance
If I had the chance
Once again I'd lance

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Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
So Mr. Idol has a new job as a Pus Driver, eh? Good job! 5's
Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
For you to use the word "fuss" in a song like this and NOT rhyme it with "pus" is, I'm sorry, just plain wrong. Still, not bad.
Jan Unwin - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Definitely thought of "pus". Guess I should have gone for it.
AussieBullDog - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Jan.
Adagio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Jan! All I could think of was...THE GERMS!
Meriadoc - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
And now it's in a 'glass thing on the shelf?" :-)
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"Ow ow ow ow" is classic.

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