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Song Parodies -> "Hot Flashes"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Flashes"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I've got hot flashes, need HRT
This house feels like it's 'bout a hundred and three
Come on hubby, can you turn down the heat?
Got hot flashes, Got hot flashes

You don't have to see me sweat, to know what I'm not cool yet
Hubby you oughta know
I don't mean to groan, you can blame it on hormones
I wanna know - can you turn it down real low?

Now it's up to you, you can wear an extra shirt or two
What can I do, throw open windows and the back door too

Yes I've got hot flashes, need HRT
Prefer to wake up to about 63
My poor hubby, toilet seat feels like ice
Got hot flashes, hot flashes

I might feel alright, if we run the fan tonight
Yes it's February
I push all the blankets aside, can't see you, somewhere inside
'Cause you're so wrapped up - Look like a burr-i-to to me

Can't get cold enough - don't want to have to strip down to the buff
Can you get the ice? Alaska sounds just like a paradise

Yeah, I've got hot flashes, need HRT
I'd like to jump into the Ar-r-tic Sea
Come on hubby, shove some ice down my pants
Got hot flashes, Got hot flashes, I'm hot!!!

Refrigera-tor, I can stand before the open door
Oh, before I do, you might want to don a coat or two

I've got hot flashes, need HRT
I might combust now so spontaneously
Warn you hubby, you'll find nothing but shoes
Got hot flashes, Got hot flashes

Hot flashes, sweating at night
Hot flashes, yes being old bites
Hot flashes, my skin's turning red
Hot flashes, it's just not in my head
Hot flashes, please get me a drink
Hot flashes, boy, this really stinks
Hot flashes, I melt like that witch
Hot flashes, being 50's a bitch

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, but I thought you gals preferred to call them POWER SURGES ?
mac - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hot stuff!
Paul Wooten - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Flash!!! 5's for another superb effort.
Mari D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You go, sister! Great 50-year-old female minds think alike! I posted a parody on a related subject today. Natural progesterone works fairly well for power surges. The worst of mine happened last summer, of course!
alvin rhodes - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny....good pacing too ....5s
Jan Unwin - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Johnny, Mac, Paul, Mari, and Alvin. As you know, I need all the fans I can get.
Birgitta - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan,this parody is PERFECT. I am not looking forward to literally becoming this theme,lol. Excellent job.
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
The woman who runs the Family History Center I visit on Friday nights is in the throes of menopause. Forty degrees outside and she has the air conditioning blasting! Shudder! ;-)
Michael Pacholek - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hot flashes! Great parody! Gotta give you fives, totaling three! No one, baby, can do better than that!
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Paul Robinson - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - Cool parody. Lower your internal thermostat by three 5's and chill out.
Diva - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Jan! =)
Michelle Fisher - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh..this may be your best yet. First of all...true to life, huh??? And it fit the beat of the song perfect. Five isn't enough! ELEVEN!!!!
Wade Kiner - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
my wife to the tee!

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