I've got hot flashes, need HRT
This house feels like it's 'bout a hundred and three
Come on hubby, can you turn down the heat?
Got hot flashes, Got hot flashes

You don't have to see me sweat, to know what I'm not cool yet
Hubby you oughta know
I don't mean to groan, you can blame it on hormones
I wanna know - can you turn it down real low?

Now it's up to you, you can wear an extra shirt or two
What can I do, throw open windows and the back door too

Yes I've got hot flashes, need HRT
Prefer to wake up to about 63
My poor hubby, toilet seat feels like ice
Got hot flashes, hot flashes

I might feel alright, if we run the fan tonight
Yes it's February
I push all the blankets aside, can't see you, somewhere inside
'Cause you're so wrapped up - Look like a burr-i-to to me

Can't get cold enough - don't want to have to strip down to the buff
Can you get the ice? Alaska sounds just like a paradise

Yeah, I've got hot flashes, need HRT
I'd like to jump into the Ar-r-tic Sea
Come on hubby, shove some ice down my pants
Got hot flashes, Got hot flashes, I'm hot!!!

Refrigera-tor, I can stand before the open door
Oh, before I do, you might want to don a coat or two

I've got hot flashes, need HRT
I might combust now so spontaneously
Warn you hubby, you'll find nothing but shoes
Got hot flashes, Got hot flashes

Hot flashes, sweating at night
Hot flashes, yes being old bites
Hot flashes, my skin's turning red
Hot flashes, it's just not in my head
Hot flashes, please get me a drink
Hot flashes, boy, this really stinks
Hot flashes, I melt like that witch
Hot flashes, being 50's a bitch