Song Parodies -> There's Mayonnaise, My Friend
| Original Song Title: | "Those Were The Days, My Friend" |
| Original Performer: | Mary Hopkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "There's Mayonnaise, My Friend" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
Many years ago I had no money
Not much in the fri-idge way back when
Though I had no milk or macaroni
There's one thing on which you could depend
There's mayonnaise, my friend
The catsup stands on end
Tabasco lasts forever and a day
Top Ramen's really cheap
Canned Spam was such a treat
For I was young, was hard to make my way.
La la la la...
Those were slim days, oh yes those were slim days
Then the early years went rushing by me
Had two babies, husband with no job
Getting through the month was such a struggle
Paying Paul and from Peter we would rob
Those weren't good days my friend
The bills just had no end
We had no car and nothing went our way
We're eating food bank cheese
Monthly commodities
Husband no help, just griping all damn day
La la la la...
Those were bad days, oh yes those were bad days
Went back to school to graduate from college
Dumped the husband, sent him on his way
Got a job, became so independent
Can't believe I waited 'til this day
It's better days my friend
The marriage had to end
And now's my chance to make it my own way
I live the life I choose
No fights and no more blues
I'm working now and seems I'm on my way.
La la la la...
These are good days, oh yes these are good days
Few years back I did marry another
Both of us are working every day
I admit I'm older but I'm wiser
Pulling together seems to be the way
It's T-bone days my friend
The fridge is full again
We could just eat forever and a day
This is the life we choose
We're planning our next cruise
It's true that I am happier today.
La la la la...These are the days, oh yes these are the days!
Not much in the fri-idge way back when
Though I had no milk or macaroni
There's one thing on which you could depend
There's mayonnaise, my friend
The catsup stands on end
Tabasco lasts forever and a day
Top Ramen's really cheap
Canned Spam was such a treat
For I was young, was hard to make my way.
La la la la...
Those were slim days, oh yes those were slim days
Then the early years went rushing by me
Had two babies, husband with no job
Getting through the month was such a struggle
Paying Paul and from Peter we would rob
Those weren't good days my friend
The bills just had no end
We had no car and nothing went our way
We're eating food bank cheese
Monthly commodities
Husband no help, just griping all damn day
La la la la...
Those were bad days, oh yes those were bad days
Went back to school to graduate from college
Dumped the husband, sent him on his way
Got a job, became so independent
Can't believe I waited 'til this day
It's better days my friend
The marriage had to end
And now's my chance to make it my own way
I live the life I choose
No fights and no more blues
I'm working now and seems I'm on my way.
La la la la...
These are good days, oh yes these are good days
Few years back I did marry another
Both of us are working every day
I admit I'm older but I'm wiser
Pulling together seems to be the way
It's T-bone days my friend
The fridge is full again
We could just eat forever and a day
This is the life we choose
We're planning our next cruise
It's true that I am happier today.
La la la la...These are the days, oh yes these are the days!
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Great Jan ! I can remember a few lean grocery weeks in our home! I was in college then , too!
Very good, Jan, though it brings back memories of days I'd like to forget! 555
Good for you Jan Unwin! You struggled, now you'll win. And you'll get fives, I think from everyone.
Well Jan, I'm glad some of us are moving up in the world..very nice parody
We're all Fans Of Jan! 5's
Excellent worksmanship on this one. Well deserved 5s.
nice job...i've eaten my share of mayonnaise sandwiches...yuck
Great work, Jan! I remember mayonnaise sandwiches too, and my own invention....a cracker between two pieces of bread...that's all. 5's
GJ Jan. :-D I've had a "nothing sandwich" more than once...and this parody reads like the story of my life.(Including the 2 babies with no husband,etc. Eventually I remarried my X lol)
A great story, Jan! :-)
Excellent parody, Jan. I like stories that come full-circle. No generic-brand fives for this baby!
Thanks everybody. It is indeed a true story, except that I've never been on a cruise in my life. I just didn't know how to rhyme "planning another road trip to Alaska".
Jan, I would love to have thought I could have done such a good job with that, it was great!
Enjoyed reading your life history in song Jan! I love Mayo too especially with fried eggs. Seems like there is more yolk.
If you were paying Paul and from Peter you would rob, then you must have been eating a lot of Peter Pan. Good work!
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