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Song Parodies -> "Maggot and Meal"

Original Song Title:

"Magnet and Steel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Walter Egan

Parody Song Title:

"Maggot and Meal"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Wrote this one many, many years ago. Not my best effort, but I don't see another parody of this song.
(Ooooooh, oooh-ah)
Now I'm buried so you ought to know
(Oooooh) It takes some time for my bones to all show
(Oooooh) You're inside me I can't let you go
(Oooooh) Down to my marrow

(With you in my eye) my blood to congeal
(You're just a blowfly) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal

I can hope that I'll hold you for long
(Oooooh) You're just one maggot lost in the throng
(Oooooh) But the squirming I feel is so strong
(Oooooh) And it can't be wrong

(With you in my thigh) you'll never hear me squeal
(And endless supply) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal

(Oooooh) (Oooooh) (Oooooh)

(With you in my eye) my blood to congeal
(You're just a blowfly) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal

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Joe Rogaine - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Title sounds like a parody of "Fear Factor": This is a maggot, and it's your meal....

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