I know there's something in the paper today
An ad from K-Mart and I just got paid
I'm not maxed out yet on my credit card
I hop in my car, back up out of the yard

Listen to K-Mart when it's calling for you.
Listen to K-Mart when you need some cheap shoes
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
Listen to K-Mart when you want a good buy.

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.
As you are pushing your cart down the aisle.
The blue light special is calling your name,
And once more you are back in the game.
And there are voices that want to be heard
Price check, aisle seven! They're familiar words
The scent of the cafeteria,
K-Mart's not just for nerds