Dog's not housebroken, so in the morning
Got up to take him, out to the grass
Seems I'm too late cuz, there on the carpet
Something was moving, fresh from his a**

Something is squirming, raising its head up
Much like an earthworm, on some wet grass
I'm afraid that this guy-y, was not from the garden
From my dog's anus, this tapeworm did pass

Mine is the poodle, with the poop noodle
Stop giving me kisses, don't lie on my bed
Don't want to find more, off to the pet store
Put you outside til the tapeworms are dead