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Song Parodies -> "Livin' In Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' On A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Livin' In Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Tommy works in his undershorts
Rides there on his bike
How his boys contort...they hurt, they hurt
Gina wears just panties all day
Working on her tan and drinking Chardonnay
No shirt - No skirt

She says this saves us time and doesn't cost a lot
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
if we're dressed up or not
We'll just go like this to every spot
in town - we're really dressing down

[Chorus:]
Whooah, Just let them stare
Whooah, Wearin' underwear
All we need is a little bit of Nair
Whooah, Wearin' underwear

Tommy threw his G-string away
Too many nights at the all-you-can-eat buffet
Big gut, big butt
Gina's granny panties are frayed
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers baby, get Hanes, Her Way

We've got to hide now this fat we've got
We'd better put our clothes on
If we like it or not
So pass the butter, give me a lot
May as well - we're no longer hot

[Chorus]

We've got to hide now this fat we've got
Got to wear clothes now that we've gone to pot

[Chorus]


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