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Song Parodies -> "Stalk"

Original Song Title:

"Talk"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Stalk"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#23. I'm surprised no one has parodied this song yet. It's not difficult.
Oh mister I don't, I don't like you
Cuz I think that you're a loser and I thought that we were through
Oh mister why don't you have a clue
Cuz you scare me and you're freaky and I wanna walk from you
Do you have to stalk me, too?

Well you take my picture when I'm at the mall
Turn my cell on, you always call
And I'm getting madder, I need a gun
You don't belong, I wish you would run
I do want you to leave me alone

What's it cost to get some mace?
Can I get you a muzzle, you can't seem to give me space
Tell me what you will
Well I need to restrain you, I will never come to you
Since you're stalking, always, me

So you take my picture when I'm at the mall
Turn my cell on, you always call
And I'm getting madder, I need a gun
You don't belong, I wish you would run
I do want you to leave me alone
I do want you to leave me alone

Cuz I don't know what you're thinking, why you always stalk
And I know you're not getting what you're hoping for
Is there anyone more willing, cuz I'll just ignore
Nothing's gonna make me change my mind for you, don't stalk
Don't stalk, don't stalk, don't stalk.

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Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I think the reason that it's not been done, PM, is probably because it's a fairly minor hit in the Coldplay canon. Having said that, this was well done. 555

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