Me and my family
We go out on Monday night
To have Piiiiizzzaaa
And my friends come as well

We always have Pepperoni
With a little bit of Cheese
Mixed with some Cchchchchiiiiiicken
And a bit of Onion

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No oh no
We got ripped off
The menu said pizza for five dollars
It waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas actually
fffiiiifty dollars
We never go to that shop
We always have Chef Boyardee's
Store-brought pizza
It is way better

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My oh my
what a shame

You better choose
very fast

Kill yourself
before you get

caaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnceeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr

now we are very rich
we got a limo
we had musical talents
so we recorded this song

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