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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Pies"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

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Oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo.

Putting it under the griiiill,
It will be ready by tweeeelve.
They take 3 hours eaaaach,
Can't wait for the oven to beeeep.

Eating eating chicken pieeees,
They were sold at half their price,
chicken chicken chicken pies,
They were one of the my best buys.

Oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo,
oo-oo-oo.

Taking them out from the griiiill,
Now my breath is heeeeld.
But only enough for one slice each.
I prefer chicken to beeeef.

As the eating goes on,
I feel so heavy.
Makes a change from having fries.
Every bite is wonderful.
Going back tomorrow
to buy more pies,
Hope they're still half price.

Eating chicken chicken chicken pies,
chicken chicken chicken pies.
Accompanying it with egg fired rice.
Whoa oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh.

Finger lickin' lickin' chicken pies,
So glad I've taken Mum's advice,
To eat chicken chicken chicken pies.
Whoa oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh.

Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi
-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pies.

Now stocking upon all my food supplies.
Served with H2O-O-O-O.
Lunch will be a nice surprise.

It will be chicken chicken chicken pies,
Served with, served with, served with fries.
I can't believe, believe my eyes.
Whoa oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh.

And have egg egg fried rice,
egg egg egg fried rice,
egg egg egg fried rice.
Whoa oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh.

It will be chicken chicken chicken pies,
Served with, served with, served with fries.
I can't believe, believe my eyes.
Whoa oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh.

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Blaydeman - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
No offense, but the pacing was really bad. t's almost like you did this from memory and didn't listen to the song as you were writing it. The concept was cute, but you didn't expand on it enough to make it funny. Sorry to be so blunt, but some constructive criticism never hurt anyone.

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