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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Coldplay that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 263 misheard song lyrics for Coldplay on amIright currently.

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"42"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head
And since I fell for that spell
I am living in this web
Original Lyrics:
Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head
And since I fell for that spell
I am living there as well
"42"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head
And since I fell for that spell
I am living in His will
Original Lyrics:
Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head
And since I fell for that spell
I am living there as well
"42"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living differently
Original Lyrics:
Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they call up the Beckham you are.
Original Lyrics:
And they call as they beckon you on.
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiders need to grow arms.
Original Lyrics:
Start as you mean to go on.
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiders need to grow on.
Original Lyrics:
Start as you mean to go on.
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say spiders need to grow arms.
Original Lyrics:
They start as you mean to go on.
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said, 'I'm gonna buy a girl and start a whore.'
Original Lyrics:
You said, 'I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war.'
"A Rush of Blood to the Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say starters you need to go on.
Original Lyrics:
They start as you mean to go on.
"A Whisper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vespa, Vespa, Vespa
Original Lyrics:
A whisper, a whisper, a whisper
"A Whisper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vesper, Vesper, Vesper
Original Lyrics:
A whisper, a whisper, a whisper
"Adventure of a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I'm saliva yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Like I'm alive again!
"Adventure of a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set a canker wound,
Original Lyrics:
Said I can't go on,
"Adventure of a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Than this salvation for their eyes
Original Lyrics:
And this adventure, more than I
"Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you came along and you cut my knee.
Original Lyrics:
And you came along and you cut me loose.
"Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, talk to the news.
Original Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, tied to the noose.
"Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, tied to the moose.
Original Lyrics:
Stood on the edge, tied to the noose.
"Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to the moose, stick to the stomach.
Original Lyrics:
Tied to the noose, sick to the stomach.
"Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came along and you cut me knee.
Original Lyrics:
You came along and you cut me loose.
"Bigger Stronger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a foster car
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like scumcake
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I seen a skunk head.
Original Lyrics:
And nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm feelin' stinky.
Original Lyrics:
And nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm feeling skanky.
Original Lyrics:
And nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a chobo that can't be named.
Original Lyrics:
And a trouble that can't be named.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And shooting, I got off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children like to pull my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children that pulled off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clocks go on and I can't be saved.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
I thought that the opening line had something to do with the title. Wrong! (The title isn't even mentioned until the second verse.)
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-in walls and ticking clocks
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-in walls and ticking clogs
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-in walls and ticking clots
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing wads and tickling clots.
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing wards and chicken pox
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clothes and walls and tickin' clocks
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee shop never stops.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion that never stops.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold fusion never stops.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold fusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple, give me hell.
Original Lyrics:
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Confucians never stop.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Confucius, he never pops.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion, it never stops.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could not stop the tuna mont
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse Miss Oprah's tuna cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Curse missed opportunities.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me out in Javanese.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me stop, put you at ease.
Original Lyrics:
Curse missed opportunities
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop my tuna feeds.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop putting you at ease.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop the chickadees
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop virginites.
Original Lyrics:
Curse missed opportunities
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse vespas and chickadees
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cursed me with the chickadees.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me down upon my knees.
Original Lyrics:
You've put me down upon my knees.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg I beg and plead.
Original Lyrics:
You've put me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg, I beg and plead.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fights go out and I can be paved.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have f***ed me down up on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Have brought me down upon my knees.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, home, where I want you to go.
Original Lyrics:
Home, home, where I wanted to go.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the China Gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the cinnamom.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the genome.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the tuna gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the tune I've known.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop, the chin, oh no.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop, the tune I'm on.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a haggis waiting to be tamed...
Original Lyrics:
A tiger's waiting to be tamed.
Editor's note: Please do not place quotation marks around the lyrics. It is redundant.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss Miss Opa, tuna team
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go down and I can't be seen
Times that I try to swim again.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a cab seat.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a candy saint.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a candy sea
Toss and I tried to swim again.
Original Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a candy store.
or
Lights go out in a candid scene.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a curry way.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in the Canvey Sea.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots go out in a candy stand.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My arms smell so skunky
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing el scumcake.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing else can pay
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, ah!
Original Lyrics:
You are
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I part of Ms. Mindy
Original Lyrics:
Or am I part of the disease
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shew the night, pull off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe that I pulled off my hand
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe that I pulled off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot an apple at my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot an apple up my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot and I fall off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot, and I blew off my head
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should not have blown off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I blow off my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I pull off my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I pull out my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I pull up my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I put up my hand?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk to that truck swimmer again.
Original Lyrics:
Tides that I tried to swim against.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tarzan I tried to swim against.
Original Lyrics:
The tides that I tried to swim against.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be seen
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Original Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't saved
Guys that I tried to win against
F*** me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg, I beg him please singing.
Original Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead singing.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoe that I pull off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoe that I pulled off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigers tried to swim again
Original Lyrics:
Tides that I tried to swim against.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigers waiting to be tamed
Original Lyrics:
His heart is waiting to be tamed
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Transfusion never stops
Closing jaws and chickin pox.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vomitando por naliz.
Original Lyrics:
Have brought me down upon my knees.
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woooooooooo! Off!
Original Lyrics:
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Are!
"Clocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yooooooo, yoooooooo!
Original Lyrics:
You are, you are!
"Crests Of Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a stone that certainly drops
Original Lyrics:
Like a stone that suddenly drops
"Daylight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To my surprise and my daylight
Original Lyrics:
To my surprise and my delight
"Don't Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we live in a beautiful world
Yabadee, yabadoo.
Original Lyrics:
And we live in a beautiful world
Yeah we do, yeah we do.
"Don't Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bones stinking, like stones
all that we fall for
homes faces we've grown
Original Lyrics:
bones sinking like stones
all that we fought for
homes places we've grown
"Don't Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homes, sinking like stones, all that we thought of
Those places we've known, all of us are done for.
Original Lyrics:
Bones, sinking like stones, all that we fought for
Homes places we've grown, all of us are done for.
"Don't Panic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sinking like stone
All the way falling home.
Original Lyrics:
Bones sinking like stones
All that we fought for.
"Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my red coat on
Original Lyrics:
I turn the music up, I got my records on
"Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn the music up, I got my rainboots on
Original Lyrics:
I turn the music up, I got my records on
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheers stream down on your face
Original Lyrics:
Tears stream down on your face
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knights will guide you home
Original Lyrics:
Lights will guide you home
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights will gather at your heart
And dig at your bones.
or
Lights will gather at your heart
And attack your bones.
Original Lyrics:
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones.
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your balls
Original Lyrics:
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones.
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your balls
Original Lyrics:
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones.
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee streams down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace.
Original Lyrics:
Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace.
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop killing birds.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in reverse
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terry screams right in your face
Original Lyrics:
Tears stream down on your face
"God Put A Smile Upon Your Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever say you're on your way downwind.
Original Lyrics:
Don't ever say you're on your way down,when...
"God Put A Smile Upon Your Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good as a mime
Original Lyrics:
Good as mine
"God Put A Smile Upon Your Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** is as good as mine.
Original Lyrics:
Your guess is as good as mine.
"God Put A Smile Upon Your Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your essence is as good as mine.
Original Lyrics:
Your guess is as good as mine.
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before my head explodes,
before my head starts to bleed
Original Lyrics:
Before my head explodes,
before my head starts to ring
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
High speed, you want
or
High speed, cha wan
or
High speed, cha wan
Original Lyrics:
High speed, you on
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
How spiritual.
Original Lyrics:
High speed, you on.
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
How spiritual
Original Lyrics:
High speed, you on
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
How sweet you are?
Original Lyrics:
High speed, you on.
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
We never learnt to read.
Original Lyrics:
We never learn, do we?
"High Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been living life inside above all
Original Lyrics:
We've been living life inside a bubble
"How You See The World?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They put the world in a tin can
Black market, country band.
Original Lyrics:
They put the world in a tin can
Black market, contraband.
"I Ran Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still came laughing in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck in line and in a cage.
"In My Place" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was locked
Original Lyrics:
I was lost
"Ink"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a tattoo said 'together through life'
Cover your name with my pocket knife
Original Lyrics:
Got a tattoo said 'together through life'
Carved in your name with my pocket knife
"Life In Technicolor II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time can only eat your arms
Original Lyrics:
Time can only lead you on
"Life In Technicolor Ii"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every road is a way of life
Original Lyrics:
Every road is a ray of light
"Lovers in Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin, I'll be your soccer son
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of the Osaka sun
"Lovers in Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming, I'll be your soccer son
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of the Osaka sun
"One I Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come back together
Put yourself on a plaque
And sing this for ever.
or
Come back together
Put yourself on the band
And see us forever.
Original Lyrics:
Come back together
Put yourself on my back
And say it's forever.
"One I Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie yourself to a marshmallow.
Original Lyrics:
Tie yourself to a mast, my love.
"Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Para, para
Valentouch
Original Lyrics:
Para, para
Paradise
Seriously, just think it in your head while listening to that part and you'll hear it.
"Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parrots, Parrots, Parrots die
Original Lyrics:
Para, para, paradise
"Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Small lion underneath those stormy skies
Original Lyrics:
So lying underneath those stormy skies
"Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she was, just a girl
She inspected the world
Original Lyrics:
When she was just a girl
She expected the world
"Politik" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Okanogi rice
or
Okanogi rides
or
Okanogi rides
Original Lyrics:
Open up your eyes
"Politik" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old pen okay riders.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your eyes.
"Politik" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wan-Kanobe, rise.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your eyes.
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I changed, f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
But I changed for good.
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I've been down from the moment
I wake 'til the moment I sleep.
Original Lyrics:
But on and on from the moment
I wake 'til the moment I sleep.
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't eat liver
Original Lyrics:
Don't you shiver
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you s*** around.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you shiver?
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you shove her.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you shiver.
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted to say
'Don't say good-byeeee.'
Original Lyrics:
I wanted to say
'Don't you shiver.'
"Something Just Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not looking for somebody with some superhero kiss
or
I'm not looking for somebody with some superhero GIFs
Original Lyrics:
I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman gift
"Sparks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a**hole sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I saw sparks.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of mice and all of sound.
Original Lyrics:
All that noise and all that sound.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Adventists could never decide.
Original Lyrics:
All the inventors could never design.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All those signs that you want me there.
Original Lyrics:
All those sign, I knew what they meant.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bats go flying at the speed of sound.
Original Lyrics:
Birds go flying at the speed of sound.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bullets came flying from the underground.
Original Lyrics:
And birds came flying from the underground.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipin' and chimin', all lit up.
Original Lyrics:
Japan and China all lit up.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go flying at the speed of sound.
Original Lyrics:
Birds go flying at the speed of sound.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muskrat flying at the speed of sound.
Original Lyrics:
Birds go flying at the speed of sound.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our butts go flying at the speed of sound.
Original Lyrics:
Birds go flying at the speed of sound.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our tears that you'll never find
Original Lyrics:
Ideas that you'll never find
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ovechkin's flying at the speed of sound.
Original Lyrics:
Birds go flying at the speed of sound.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some get laid and some get slammed.
Original Lyrics:
Some get made and some get sent.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The buildings that you put up
That you couldn't shine, or light up.
Original Lyrics:
The buildings that you put up
Japan and China all lit up.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun that I couldn't breathe
Or a light that I couldn't sing.
Original Lyrics:
The sign that I couldn't read
Or a light that I couldn't see.
"Speed Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my head stuck under this, Sam
I'll fart before I can stop.
Original Lyrics:
With my head stuck under the sand
I'll start before I can stop.
"Spies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the spies came out of the water
But you're feeling so bad 'cause you know
And the spies hide out in every corner
But you can't touch them, no
'Cause they're old spice.
Original Lyrics:
And the spies came out of the water
But you're feeling so bad 'cause you know
And the spies hide out in every corner
But you can't touch them, no
'Cause they're all spies.
"Spies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spice came out of the water.
Original Lyrics:
Spies came out of the water.
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
As if you've been run through
Some catapulted fire tube.
Original Lyrics:
As if you've been run through
Some catapult, it fired you.
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a compass
Jonny, a map!
Original Lyrics:
I need a compass
Draw me a map.
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a kompis
Drive me under.
Original Lyrics:
I need a compass
Draw me a map.
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anybody out there who
Is lost in para-longitude?
Original Lyrics:
Is there anybody out there who
Is lost and hurt and lonely, too?
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some catapulted fire chief
Original Lyrics:
Some catapult, it fired you.
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of potent fire chew.
Original Lyrics:
Some catapult, it fired you.
"Square One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Urine control is there anywhere you wanna go?
Urine control is there anything you wanna know?
Original Lyrics:
You're in control is there anywhere you wanna go?
You're in control is there anything you wanna know?
Ask your doctor.
"Such A Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking at a paper
Going after money
Far too many papers
Looking for their money.
Original Lyrics:
Look at all the people
Going after money
Far too many people
Looking for their money.
"Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't anyone listen which you can't ignore?
Original Lyrics:
You tell anyone who'll listen, but you feel ignored.
"Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell you wanna whistle, but you feel ignored.
Original Lyrics:
You tell anyone who'll listen, but you feel ignored.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was disgusting.
Original Lyrics:
I was just guessing.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back to the stars.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back to the start.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a shame for us to fart.
Original Lyrics:
It's such a shame for us to part.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a shame for us to park.
Original Lyrics:
It's such a shame for us to part.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Questions of science, science and programs
Original Lyrics:
Questions of science, science and progress
He pronounces the word "progress" with a long O sound
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run into jerkos, Jay-Z in jail,
Complete bad-ass we are.
Original Lyrics:
Running in circles
Chasing tails
And coming back as we are.
You jerk, Chris
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running in circles, chasing at tails.
Original Lyrics:
Running in circles, comin' up tails.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running in circus
Chasing potatoes
And coming back as we are.
Original Lyrics:
Running in circles
Chasing tails
And coming back as we are.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running in psychos, chasing in chaos.
Original Lyrics:
Running in circles, chasing in tails.
"The Scientist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell you I sent you a card.
Original Lyrics:
Tell you I set you apart.
"Things I Don't Understand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where truth and fake should meet
Original Lyrics:
Where truth and fiction meet
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A spider web with a fart in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
A spider web and I'm caught in the middle.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever caused you trouble,
no I never meant to do the 'ho
Original Lyrics:
If I ever caused you trouble,
no I never meant to do you harm
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever caused you trouble
No, I never meant to do no harm.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever caused you trouble
No, I never meant to do you harm.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever caused you trouble
No, I never meant to do ya wrong.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever caused you trouble
No, I never meant to do you harm.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, what's this?
A spider web, my mum caught in the middle
So I turn to run
The thought of all the cheap bit things I'd done
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, what's this?
A spider web and I'm caught in the middle
So I turn to run
The thought of all the stupid things I'd done
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They spawn away from me
Original Lyrics:
They've spun a web for me.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They spoke away for me.
Original Lyrics:
They spun a web for me.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They spun away from me.
They spun away from me.
Original Lyrics:
They spun a web for me.
They spun a web for me.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They spun away from me.
Original Lyrics:
They spun a web for me.
"Trouble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've spammed the Web for me.
Original Lyrics:
They've spun a web for me.
"Twisted Logic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raiders will roam.
Original Lyrics:
Rivers will run.
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain I know saint Peter will call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain I know saint Peter won't call my name
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
Emotion beater will call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know some Beatle won't call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some weeks with a can of spray
I know some Peter will call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jefferson bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jerry's little bells ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells ringing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Catholic quests singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear cherished little bells are ringing.
Roman Catholic choirs are singing.
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing.
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear terrorists and the bells are ringing
Roman Catholic choirs are singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear terrorists yell are singing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard Jerusalem bells are ringin'
Roman Catholic choirs are singin'
Believe I'm bearin' my soul to seethin'
My mission air is a farin' feelin'
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter will call my name
Never was a honest word
But that was when I ruled the world.
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing,br> Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world.
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see in the mirror, myself
I see the missionaries in a farmer's field
Original Lyrics:
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the mirror, myself
I see the missionaries in a far out field
Original Lyrics:
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
Funny, but a little self explanatory
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to woo the whirl
Original Lyrics:
I used to rule the world
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in the morning I sweep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
Original Lyrics:
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revolutionaries swayed
For my head on a silver plate
Original Lyrics:
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman Catholic Christ is singing.
Original Lyrics:
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman Catholic wives are singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman catholic choirs were singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman cavalry choirs were singing
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shattered windows and the sound of germs
Original Lyrics:
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
roman cattle requires off singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
"Warning Sign" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Attitude is that I miss you.
Original Lyrics:
The truth is that I miss you.
"Warning Sign" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman son
Original Lyrics:
Warning sign
"We Never Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to live life and always beat you
Original Lyrics:
I want to live life and always be true
"We Never Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and I don't have a song to sing
And I sing every single day.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and I don't have a soul to save
Yes, and I sin every single day.
"We Never Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and I don't have a soul to save
Yes, and I sin every single day.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and I don't have a song to sing
Yes, and I sing every single day.
"X & Y"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard to speak and fighting with my weekend
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard to speak and fighting with my weak hand
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself trying.
Original Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I bleep myself crying.
Original Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I pee myself dry
Original Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself dry
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I peed myself dry
Original Lyrics:
For you I'd bleed myself dry
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I played myself child
Original Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself dry
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I'd bleed myself, child.
Original Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you I'd plead myself, child.
Original Lyrics:
For you I bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you, I bleed myself, Jane.
Original Lyrics:
For you, I'd bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you, I peed myself trying.
Original Lyrics:
For you, I bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you, I plead myself tired.
Original Lyrics:
For you, I bleed myself dry.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote a song for you
And it was cold yellow.
Original Lyrics:
I wrote a song for you
And it was called "Yellow".
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeg sked, åh ja, jeg sked en bums
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gmrIE-lUzs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-gr4cusbOU
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juvenile
For you I plead myself tried
Original Lyrics:
And you know
For you I'd bleed myself dry
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the stars, the colors shine for you.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lou Cat, the Scar
Original Lyrics:
Look at the stars.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, you're still the one
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, your screaming bones
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, your spinning bones
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
So then I took my turd
A lot of things are dumb
And it was all yellow
Original Lyrics:
So then I took my turn
A lot of things are done
And it was all yellow
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cotton stars,
look how they lie to you
Original Lyrics:
Look at the stars,
look how they shine for you
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you were all you. (Sung with a British accent like: yeah you were all yaaoww)
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you were all yellow.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You count the stars.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the stars.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I love your soul.
Original Lyrics:
You know I love you so.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still oh yeah you still impose,
Turn in to something beautiful
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yea your skin and bones,
turn in to something beautiful
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're scarin', oh yeah you're scaring folks.
Turning into something beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
turn into to something beautiful.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scream, oh yeah, your screaming voice
Turn in to something beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yea, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, O Yeah your skin and balls
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yea your skinnin' folks
Turn into something beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah you're stealing for
Time ends in something rational.
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful.
"Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah your skin unfolds
Turning to something beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn in to something beautiful.

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