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These are lyrics by Coldplay that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Coldplay's, "Clocks"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
A tiger's waiting to be tamed, singing, 'you are'.
Why They're Nonsensical:
You are what? This is really annoying. Why would a tiger be singing 'you are'? And if it was wasn't tamed, it would more likely be growling and snarling than singing.
Submitted by: wadded beef
Coldplay's, "Speed of Sound"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
...[And] birds go flying at the speed of sound
...[And] the birds came flying from the underground
...[And] the birds came flying from the underground
Why They're Nonsensical:
I love this song, but I must point out that birds cannot fly at the speed of sound, and neither can your favorite ham sandwich. Also, if the birds were underground, they couldn't fly out most likely, and neither could you favorite ham sandwich.
Submitted by: bob
Coldplay's, "Talk"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You can climb a ladder up to the sun
Why They're Nonsensical:
Ah, no, you can't. All the other... suggestions in the chorus, sure, go ahead, but this line is obviously impossible.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
And it was all yellow.
I drew a line for you
And it was all yellow.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How romantic. He drew a line for her. Now wonder Gwyneth fell for him. With lyrics like that...and it was YELLOW, TOO! Sexy.
Submitted by: JC Foster
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