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Song Parodies -> "Weird Physique"

Original Song Title:

"Super Freak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick James

Parody Song Title:

"Weird Physique"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com. . .
She makes me want to hurl
I don't want to be bothered by her
She is creepy and she's really loud
and please don't look at her feet, That girl

Extra fingers on her hands
One ear is lower than the other
She dresses backwards and she thinks that she look so fine
She's hasn't got two knees, ow now

That girl has got a hunch back
(She's got a weird physique)
She has a nineteen inch snout
(and gaps between her teeth)
The girl is really lanky
(Man, she stands damn near ten feet)
She loves to wear raccoon fur
(Isn't she a freak)
She's not right, she's not right
That girl's scary to me, man

Hey Hey Hey

What a Weird Physique, Weird Physique
She's kinda freaky, yow
(I can't help but look)
Weird Physique, Weird Physique

She's a most peculiar girl
(Why she's like that I want to know)
It looks like she has got some scales
(On both her cheeks, wow)
She got an extra leg that hangs down from her rear end
It's not what it seems
(Don't be thinking dirty now)

Mosquitoes are scared of her face
(Fly away-fly quickly now)
All the tabloids visit daily
When they snap her mug it sounds like a howl
She scares them down the street

Her foreheads really pimply
(Like she's a pizza geek)
Her eyes glow when the lights are out
(She lights up every scene)
That girl has got a wide mouth
(Like Mick Jagger's you'll see)
I really like to tase her
(Likes electricity)
She's not right, she's not right
I'm not tryna be mean, no

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Has a Weird Physique, Weird Physique
And not just creepy, yow!

She's tries to sing
(Sounds like a Cat singing eehoehoehoehoeoeeeow)
She's got a beak, She's got a beak
and size 18 feet
(sounds like a cat singing eehoehoehoehoeoeeeow)

She's well known to the world
Her mother claims she doesn't know her
Though I know I'll never live it down
I just married her last week

Oops-dannit

Oh No

Oh No
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Ann Hammond - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he now thats a super freak
Matthias - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I think Mick Jagger has a pretty average sized mount, Steve Tyler's is crazy-wide... But Mick's, I guess, I mean maybe slightly a bit above average. Anyways, just wanted to point that out, it's not a nitpick or anything... She's got a beak? Is she that creature from South Park in the PETA episode? lol.
John Barry - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Freakily funny.
UnKnownVO - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr BAD, Sir ! a little too much rum over the weekend, Sir ?? left you with a BrideZilla from Hell ?
Below Average Dave - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Ann Hammond, Matthias, John Barry and UnKnownVO. . .With the beak coming out if it were any bigger than Mick, she may have a major problem. . .:)
Andy Primus - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
OS not my cup of tea so don't know about the pacing but it's funny just as a straight read
Peregrin - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Dave, I don't usually find parodies by you that contain OSs that I know, but this one does, and it's a goodie :)
Below Average Dave - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Andy and Peregrin!

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