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Song Parodies -> "Cash Dump"

Original Song Title:

"Love Drunk"

Original Performer:

Boys Like Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Cash Dump"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay

She has cash tattooed on her tongue
She's got more gold than the Amazons
And I can't pay her high priced fun
(pay her priced fun)

She spends a paycheck on ev'ry single shirt
If you've got platinum then you know she'll flirt
That girl, thinks being mid-class hurts

Well she's just a cash dump, But my account ran out
I'd love her forever, but I have a cash drought
I've switched to Visa light, but that causes her fright
Cause if not buying, she's gonna say goodbye
(Oh No!!)

There's just one thing
(Oh yeah!) To make her stay
'Cause she wants a rich guy, but some things I can't buy
I'd love her forever, but my ties she's severed
(Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay, Pay)

Rich guys is what she likes
Every week she wants a brand new ride
No bling, then she's not gonna bite
(she's not gonna bite)

She's way to lazy to work for her lunch
She wants Red Lobster and that's just for brunch
Oh girl, I'm in a credit crunch

Cause she's just a cash dump, but money has run dry
I can't work forever, forever for her life
She used to think I'm tight, Before my cash got light
So now I am sighing, cause she wants a rich guy
(Oh no)

There's just no way
(Oh no) Girl I can't pay
Cause I'm not a rich hunk, said that I'm her lover
since my assets lowered, you said that it's over

All the time I thought our love grew
Only stayed 'til my cash was through
Is middle class so bad that she needs sugar dads
Just to go out to the zoo

Yeah she is a cash dump, so don't be her sucker
She'll love you forever, if your wallet puckers

Cause she's just a cash dump, She loves men in Hummers
She wants all your money, for new clothes this summer
For kisses she wants fives, for more its the whole hive
Through her teeth she's lying, Once your dry its goodbye
(Oh No!)

There's just one thing
(Oh yeah!) To make her stay
Cause she's just a cash dump, She likes young and older
She loves to wear jewl'ry, draped off her shoulders

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Now it's over, she takes your cash and runs
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Now it's over
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Matthias - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Kinda wish I parodied "Rich Girl" from the Karaoke Game instead of "California Dreamin" because it would have went well along side this. Tricky original song to pull off (which is why I have it on the list) and you did phenomenal
Peter Andersson - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
The OS video is blocked for my country (WTF? That's so 2008!) so I'll trust you on the pacing etc. This parody made me think of a local news item a few years old, the socialist party here tried to make waves on the fact that only two thirds as many women age 18 has summer jobs as men age 18, initially media picked up on it as a discrimination against women story but a few days later some clever reporters ran a series of short Q&As with hot women that age, it kinda went like this: "What are you working with this summer?" - "I'm not working, I'm living on my boyfriend!", What are you doing this summer?" - "I'm living on my boyfriend!", "And you?" - "Living on my boyfriend". Needless to say, the story died quickly after that! :-)
Old man Ribber - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but I like the concept, humor, and style. After all, a Dave song is NEVER below average. ;D
Christie Marie M - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, that chick is a mooch! Sounds like Lindsay Lohan...or Lauren Holly. What a gold digger! Here's some $555 to cover your wares. Take it and run...from your girl!
Below Average Dave - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. This original song is a very good song to for expanding an idea. Special thanks to Matthias, for without him introducing me to it I would probably not have heard of it. . .despite as much as I try to keep up with music, every now and then one slips by me.
Matthias - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
You're welcome, I thought this song was fun and hip so I wanted to see somebody do a parody of it other than me (whenever I get around to it)
littleCashCakes - September 08, 2010 - Report this comment
YEs, Sir Dave, a Knight low on CASH is bound to CRASH !

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