Song Parodies -> Broken
| Original Song Title: | "Frozen" |
| Original Performer: | Madonna |
| Parody Song Title: | "Broken" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
An epic 40 one that when the idea struck me flowed out with no problem whatsoever. . .I really enjoyed writing this one, and I can pretty much promise it WILL get recorded, until then check me out at badave.com.
Heading to work with my gas tank on E
I start to stall and the engine light beeps
I'm balling
'Cause my car is stalling
Oh silly me, how did I forget?
It overheats, got no head gasket
It's smoking
How's the hood pop open?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't know my car parts
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Why won't the damn thing start
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Please stop and help me
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
What's. . . .this. . . .thingy?
Switching wipers is really a pain
What's A.B.S. stand for anyway?
I'm a dang fool. . .how's the gas cap opened?
Brakes don't sound good, they kinda whine
Turn up my funk and now it sounds fine
No stopping
When my brakes are squealing
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
What is this dip stick part?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
This gunk, it looks like tar
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I see it overheat
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pour. . . In . . . .Pepsi
AC is broke and I think my gas leaks
I'll use duct tape to make it through the week
Oh hold on
There's no leak, the tanks gone
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
My car's falling apart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
It sounds like a Go-Kart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please fix it for me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's. . . .Too. . . .Messy. . . . . . .
Please make my junker start
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because I'm not too smart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
That's when you said to me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Just. . . .Turn . .. . . .
The Key
And then the car did start. . .
I start to stall and the engine light beeps
I'm balling
'Cause my car is stalling
Oh silly me, how did I forget?
It overheats, got no head gasket
It's smoking
How's the hood pop open?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't know my car parts
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Why won't the damn thing start
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Please stop and help me
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
What's. . . .this. . . .thingy?
Switching wipers is really a pain
What's A.B.S. stand for anyway?
I'm a dang fool. . .how's the gas cap opened?
Brakes don't sound good, they kinda whine
Turn up my funk and now it sounds fine
No stopping
When my brakes are squealing
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
What is this dip stick part?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
This gunk, it looks like tar
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I see it overheat
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pour. . . In . . . .Pepsi
AC is broke and I think my gas leaks
I'll use duct tape to make it through the week
Oh hold on
There's no leak, the tanks gone
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
My car's falling apart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
It sounds like a Go-Kart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please fix it for me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's. . . .Too. . . .Messy. . . . . . .
Please make my junker start
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because I'm not too smart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
That's when you said to me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Just. . . .Turn . .. . . .
The Key
And then the car did start. . .
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You heard what I had to say about this one yesterday. To repeat "Squealing" and "Stopping" don't rhyme is the only problem I had with it. And seriously what does "ABS" stand for anyway? That's how much I'm like the character of this parody, I really don't know what that means...
ABS mean Anti Lock Braking System:). . . and I'm officially changing that couplet to: "They're broken/ and the rubber's smoking" I won't resubmit it for that one change, because as a whole I'm very happy with how this one turned out, if I hadn't submitted it already last night when you caught that, I would have fixed it then. . . . Again for other reader's the "No stopping/ When my brakes are squealing" is being changed to "They're broken/ and the rubber's smoking"
555 Sir Dave, ~Duke o'Bad~ for the line: I see it overheat . . pour in Pepsi! Love it, Sir.
This was awesome, I remember this OS,and the video
This turned out very well, Dave. I loved the line "What's. . . .this. . . .thingy?". Pouring Pepsi into the radiator is better than nothing, lol (urine will work in a pinch, too). 555.
LOL... great job on one of Madonna's better songs...
Thanks everyone. . .I can pretty much guarantee this one will get recorded, and with the one commented correction of course. . .and Macphisto I agree. . .it is one of her better songs!
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