Song Parodies -> Ditchin' My Bride
| Original Song Title: | "Hitchin' a Ride" |
| Original Performer: | Green Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ditchin' My Bride" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
I'm at badave.com
The big day I've been dreading
My head sweats with worry
Extra time spent in the shower
I must go. . .
I love meat, but she likes carrots
My fears I cannot quell
Oh hell I'll articulate what's built
Fake, Wrong. She don't love me. . .
One night, drank lots of ale
Was just about out cold
She asked me that stupid question, Could not think though
Marriage would mean an end to my youth
and to my independence
My feet are getting cold, afraid
What the-hell did I say????
Think she lied
She has an evil eye
I think she'll kill me, yes I'm scared of the bride
Must be teasing, can't be telling the truth
Wait what's this in the cupboard
Plans to control my brain, I say RUN!
Breaking ties
By train, bus, car or flight
I'll hit the highway and I'm ditchin' my bride.
(She's one scary ho)
ditchin' my bride.
(Runnin' out the door)
I need a ride.
(Please just help me bro)
She must have lied
(She won't get me though)
I can hang glide
(Don't Know where to go)
I'll run and hide
(Leave before she knows)
I'll keep my pride
(and keep all my dough)
Ditchin' My Bride!
(Need to get out now)
My head sweats with worry
Extra time spent in the shower
I must go. . .
I love meat, but she likes carrots
My fears I cannot quell
Oh hell I'll articulate what's built
Fake, Wrong. She don't love me. . .
One night, drank lots of ale
Was just about out cold
She asked me that stupid question, Could not think though
Marriage would mean an end to my youth
and to my independence
My feet are getting cold, afraid
What the-hell did I say????
Think she lied
She has an evil eye
I think she'll kill me, yes I'm scared of the bride
Must be teasing, can't be telling the truth
Wait what's this in the cupboard
Plans to control my brain, I say RUN!
Breaking ties
By train, bus, car or flight
I'll hit the highway and I'm ditchin' my bride.
(She's one scary ho)
ditchin' my bride.
(Runnin' out the door)
I need a ride.
(Please just help me bro)
She must have lied
(She won't get me though)
I can hang glide
(Don't Know where to go)
I'll run and hide
(Leave before she knows)
I'll keep my pride
(and keep all my dough)
Ditchin' My Bride!
(Need to get out now)
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its a good parody, just a some parts it doesnt make sense but good job though.
Kinda like this part Change? "Wait what's this in the cupboard/ Plans to control my brain, I say RUN!" lol (I loved that part by the way Dave because it was completely out there!) You're quickly on your way of parodying every Green Day song out there kind of like Rick D. did with The Beatles (except for the fact that Green Day sounds 100% better than The Beatles)
Take 555's with you to escape from your marital nightmare!
Funny take on the song, Dave!
If I had a quarter for every time I got hitched because I was drunk, I'd have a nickel.
Lord B+A+D, it's better to exit, when you see trouble ahead, Sir !
Thank you Chance, Matty, CMM, Mark, Jeff, and LMD!!
You had me on the home page on the title switch alone, but was expecting Vanity Fair's song of the same name, which predates this one by 28 years. Seemed like they stole the title -- lyrics are entirely different, and probably the tune (DKTOS). Well, Fives for the title sub anyway.
Very good, Dave. Do one of We Made You by Eminem.
I'll accept that challenge. . .but I can't give a time frame--coming up with an idea to a song like that can be difficult, but expect it before the end of this month.
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