-> "Ditchin' My Bride"
Original Song Title:
"Hitchin' a Ride"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ditchin' My Bride"
The Lyrics
The big day I've been dreading
My head sweats with worry
Extra time spent in the shower
I must go. . .
I love meat, but she likes carrots
My fears I cannot quell
Oh hell I'll articulate what's built
Fake, Wrong. She don't love me. . .
One night, drank lots of ale
Was just about out cold
She asked me that stupid question, Could not think though
Marriage would mean an end to my youth
and to my independence
My feet are getting cold, afraid
What the-hell did I say????
Think she lied
She has an evil eye
I think she'll kill me, yes I'm scared of the bride
Must be teasing, can't be telling the truth
Wait what's this in the cupboard
Plans to control my brain, I say RUN!
Breaking ties
By train, bus, car or flight
I'll hit the highway and I'm ditchin' my bride.
(She's one scary ho)
ditchin' my bride.
(Runnin' out the door)
I need a ride.
(Please just help me bro)
She must have lied
(She won't get me though)
I can hang glide
(Don't Know where to go)
I'll run and hide
(Leave before she knows)
I'll keep my pride
(and keep all my dough)
Ditchin' My Bride!
(Need to get out now)
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